Hiya! I warn u before you read this fic you should no that I wrote it with
my mates on the last day of term when I was completely hyper. Therefore
this fic is a complete load of crap! But please read and review anyway. I
can't take all the credit because my friends Holly (also known on fan fic
as Holly B) and Suzy wrote it with me. On with the fic.
Jimmy and Cindy are 65 years old. They are married with 7 children. Jimmy and Cindy have become rather eccentric in there old age. There children are called: Globifina - 15 years old, Sheenette - 11 years old, Carleeta - 7 years old, Trollo - 5 years old, Navet (French for turnip, pronounced navay) - 3 years old, Flumpalump - 2 years old and Cobbige Nobbins - 6 months old. Yes I know they had a child when they were 65 years old but as you can see they are more than slightly eccentric, more like complete nutters.
But Jimmy and Cindy are getting a divorce and arguing over who gets to keep the children. Eventually they decide to kill all the children (heartless as well as crazy, *sigh* it's a terrible world we live in). Globifina is smothered. Sheenette and Carleeta are drowned. They poison Trollo. Navet is fed to the hungry crocodiles in the lake nearby their house. Flumpalump gets fed orange favour smarties which she is drastically allergic to. But Cobbige Nobbins is there favourite and they don't want to kill him so he is put in a basket and floated down a river and over waterfall. (like I said it's a terrible world we live in *sob sob*).
Once Jimmy and Cindy are divorced Jimmy celebrates by going to the pub with Sheen and Carl. They all get drunk. Jimmy runs off with the lollipop that night. Just because he's 65 it doesn't mean he can't have fun.
Cindy, however, has a much worse life. She gets depressed and stir crazy. She decides to become a nun. The nunnery drives her crazy and makes her even more eccentric than before, in other words she is now more than a complete nutter (if that's possible). She has a ferret called Celia which she carries everywhere with her. Because Cindy is a nutter she does not realise that the ferret is stuffed. But even the stuffed ferret does not keep her happy. She dies of depression missing Jimmy in her sleep cuddling Celia. (what about the children!)
Jimmy has a much better life. He marries the lollipop lady and lives happily ever after in a palace of lollipops. Ahhhhh I love a fairy tale ending.. well..kind off.
THE END
Well that's it did you like it, I know it's a whole load of crap! But please please please R/R cos I want to know what you guys think!
Jimmy and Cindy are 65 years old. They are married with 7 children. Jimmy and Cindy have become rather eccentric in there old age. There children are called: Globifina - 15 years old, Sheenette - 11 years old, Carleeta - 7 years old, Trollo - 5 years old, Navet (French for turnip, pronounced navay) - 3 years old, Flumpalump - 2 years old and Cobbige Nobbins - 6 months old. Yes I know they had a child when they were 65 years old but as you can see they are more than slightly eccentric, more like complete nutters.
But Jimmy and Cindy are getting a divorce and arguing over who gets to keep the children. Eventually they decide to kill all the children (heartless as well as crazy, *sigh* it's a terrible world we live in). Globifina is smothered. Sheenette and Carleeta are drowned. They poison Trollo. Navet is fed to the hungry crocodiles in the lake nearby their house. Flumpalump gets fed orange favour smarties which she is drastically allergic to. But Cobbige Nobbins is there favourite and they don't want to kill him so he is put in a basket and floated down a river and over waterfall. (like I said it's a terrible world we live in *sob sob*).
Once Jimmy and Cindy are divorced Jimmy celebrates by going to the pub with Sheen and Carl. They all get drunk. Jimmy runs off with the lollipop that night. Just because he's 65 it doesn't mean he can't have fun.
Cindy, however, has a much worse life. She gets depressed and stir crazy. She decides to become a nun. The nunnery drives her crazy and makes her even more eccentric than before, in other words she is now more than a complete nutter (if that's possible). She has a ferret called Celia which she carries everywhere with her. Because Cindy is a nutter she does not realise that the ferret is stuffed. But even the stuffed ferret does not keep her happy. She dies of depression missing Jimmy in her sleep cuddling Celia. (what about the children!)
Jimmy has a much better life. He marries the lollipop lady and lives happily ever after in a palace of lollipops. Ahhhhh I love a fairy tale ending.. well..kind off.
THE END
Well that's it did you like it, I know it's a whole load of crap! But please please please R/R cos I want to know what you guys think!