How to Rock Anubis
Kasey Simon walked out of the shiny, black stretch limo and headed towards a building. It was called Anubis House. Kasey was visiting her BTPAF (best talented perfect American friend, its totes obvi…) Kasey knocked on the door, careful not to ruin her nails. A flawless American goddess opened the door.
"Omg! NINES!" Kasey screeched as she air kissed Nina.
"Kasey you made it" Nina screeched back just as enthusiastically.
No one in Anubis house knew what an amazing singer Nina was. Nina only liked to sing when she had to win Fabian back in talent competitions against Joy, but Joy had left to travel the world with Mick so Nina didn't have a chance to show off her amazing vocals yet.
"Where's your SCBB?" questioned Kasey.
"Oh, my super cute British boyfriend is over there. I'll call him" Nina said. Nina snapped her fingers two times and a nervous stuttering boy in a tux came running out of the living room carrying two drinks on a sparkling silver tray.
"you snapped my darling?" Fabian said "Would you like the sparkling peach water or the sparkling melon wat-"
"THAT WASN'T MY DRINK SNAP, GOSH FABIAN DON'T YOU KNOW ME AT ALL? THAT WAS MY 'COME HERE RIGHT NOW!' SNAP" Nina cut him off and knocked the tray out of his hands. Her anger disappeared and she introduced him to Kasey.
"Fabian, this is my BFEWMTA (best friend ever way more than Amber) from America. We are both American."
"Nice t-to meet y-" Fabian started to say but he was interrupted by Nina again.
"DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK? AND TO MY BFEWMTA?" screamed Nina. Nina linked arms with Kasey and they skipped away, leaving Fabian to clean up the mess Nina made.
"Wow Nina, you're still as Perf as ever" exclaimed Kasey. "My new band was full of geeks and losers so I decided to ditch them. How bout we form our band?"
"That's a great idea" Nina said. "Fabian can carry all of our equipment while we make fun of how other people aren't as awesome as us. Plus he's not horrific at guitar so he can play with us. Eddie, my second boyfriend, plays the drums so he is so in."
"Wait Nina, you have two boyfriends?" questioned Kasey skeptically
"oh no, I have three" replied Nina. "My third boyfriend, Jerome, is having a 'friends with benefits' relationship with Patricia and Mara so I only get to date him on Sundays."
"oh ok" Kasey said. "let's call a band meeting and work on our new song"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~later, in the new band room hang out~~~~~~~~~~
"OMG I love one Direction! We should totally go for their sound but with lyrics that are a mix of big time rush and Taylor swift" said Kasey.
"No, no. That's terrible." Said Nina rudely. "Our song is going to be about how wrong Fabian was for kissing Joy!"
"You're still not over that?" questioned Eddie. He glanced at Fabian who looked like he was about to have a heart attack.
"DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK TO QUEEN NINA, MASTER OF THE BAND AND EVERYTHING THAT IS AMERICAN?" Nina screeched at a volume that caused all the glass in England to shatter.
Fabian secretly wished he could be with his true love, Amelia pinches, but no one understands his love for her. They all disapprove because she's not a perf. But he loved her nonetheless; she didn't have to change for him….
"FAAAAAAAAAAAABIAN! Pay attention!" hollered Nina. He snapped back into reality. "okay here's the first draft, it's kinda rough- just kidding, I'm Nina, everything I do is perfect. Here's how it goes."
"Oh Oh Fabian Why did you kiss joy?
You are my boy toy,
Whom only I can enjoy.
Joy may be smarter than me,
But she aint half as perfect as me.
Who cares that you two had history,
I'm Nina Martin and I can rhyme 'me' with 'me'"
Kasey stood up at started a slow clap "That was amazi-"
"I WASNT FINISHED YET" screamed Nina, throwing a temper tantrum, flinging a tambourine at Kasey. Kasey used her perf power to dodge it but Eddie got hit straight in the face. "Here's the chorus, everyone sing along" She continued to sing in her melodious voice…
"IIIIIIIIIIII'm NINA Martin, Fabulous as can be,
Don't you all wish you were me.
I replaced a girl, then stole her friends, room, best friend, and potential boyfriend,
But that isn't all… I stole her Life! (life-life-yea)
Now I'm gunna be Fabian Rutter's wife!" Nina ended the song with a jumping kick flip that that smacked Jerome in his face.
"THAT WAS SO PERF, ITS TOTES OBVI WE ARE GOING TO WIN THE TALENT SHOW" screamed Kasey with glee.
"what talent show…?" questioned Eddie.
Nina completely ignored him. "We need a smoking hot name for our perf band…Oh, I know… 'Nina the Queena. All in favor? All opposed?" (no one dared raise their hand…)
"It's settled! We need matching outfits now." Nina said. She led everyone to her room, which she no longer shares with Amber because of the hairbrush incident where Amber left her hairbrush on Nina's bed. Nina periodically sent Mara to steal clothes out of Amber's closet for Nina's master collection. Nina surveyed her master closet and picked out pink sparkly dresses for everyone to wear, even the guys. No one dared confront Nina and Jerome even looked excited to wear the dress. Nina led her new band to the roof of the school for an impromptu concert.
Dresses flowing in the wind, they started to play their only song "Fabian's a stupid boy" The crowd was jamming and loving it (they were actually covering their ears and doubling over in pain from its awfulness, but they all so small from the roof Nina couldn't actually tell what was happening)
A black taxi pulled up to the front of the school half way through the song. Joy and Mick were back from their trip and started to get out of the car with their suitcases. They heard a terrible noise and looked at roof. They were paralyzed with shock. They slowly turned to look at each other with complete horror. They packed their suitcases back into the car and proceeded to slowly get back in the car and drive away.
The End.
AN: Should I continue? I need at least 5 reviews before next chapter. First Fanfic, no flames