"Damn it all to hell!" Grimmjow roared at his computer, as it crashed right before a video loaded on his favorite porn site. He ran a hand over his face in pure frustration. If he couldn't get laid, he couldn't go home and give him self a handy. He smacked his head against the desk and regretted it immediately.

"Fuck my life." He groaned out loud to no one in particular. He was low on cash and he desperately needed to find a roommate because his ex had dumped him for some pansy assed fucking tattooed redhead cop on steroids or something. He lost interest after she said "I'm dumping you", not that he cared he hated the whiney bitch anyway.

"Fuck you Rukia Kuchki." He said out loud to the silent single wide trailer. He sighed and moved to fridge for his emergency bottle of Jaeger. Even though it was only nine in the morning he felt he really needed to get shit faced. Fuck it all, he thought as he cracked the bottle open. His cell phone rang and he growled at it. If it was Rukia he was wasn't answering it. He glanced at the id, great fucking Ichigo again calling to bitch him out.

"What the fuck do you want Strawberry?" he growled.

"I heard what Rukia did". His voice was full of sympathy, something that Grimmjow didn't want. He just wanted to get laid and get trashed, maybe even stoned.

"yeah, so what?"

"Are you ok?"

"I'm fine, she was a bitch anyway. plus she was lousy in bed."

"Wow." Came Ichigo's annoyed reply.

"Who are you talking to?" came a female voice in the back ground. It sounded Irish, sultry, sexy, intelligent, and curious. A dangerous mix that had Grimmjow practically panting to meet the woman. His cyan blue eyes glanced at his fubared (fucked up beyond any repair) computer with a sigh before shutting off the power switch with one of his bare toes.

"It's my friend Grimmjow."

"When the fuck did we become friends mother fucker?" Grimmjow teased.

"Shut up or I'll call Rukia and tell her that you want her back."

"Suck my dick Strawberry."

"Anyway," Ichigo said ignoring Grimmjow's rude comment as if he hadn't said a word. "I have a favor to ask you."

Well shit, he probably needed a place to hide out while his crazy assed fiance was holding one of her toy parties.

"I have an old friend who just moved into town and she needs a place to crash for a while until she can find a job and a place of her own."

"Yeah." Grimmjow said carefully hoping to god that the chick was hot.

"Can she crash there? Because I can't let her stay at Urahara's because he'll do all but dry fuck her leg." Grimmjow sighed and ran a hand through his teal blue hair.

"I dunno does she have any really bad habits?"

"Yeah, I have random orgasms!" Came the smart ass reply of the hot female voice. Just the thought of her having an orgasm at the top of her lungs made Grimmjow lick his lips with a feral grin in place.

"Oh I think We ll get along just great then Princess." He replied. he heard the door in the back ground open and shut.

"Grimmjow she's a virgin so don't get any ideas of getting laid, plus she's kinda OCD and she has a temper. Don't piss her off. And please if she says she's going out go with her."

"God damn your making it sound like I have to baby sit her. What's the matter is she a light weight?"

"No she just has... problems with men when she drinks."

"Like stalker problems or horny problems?"

"A little of both."

"Ok I can t promise I won't hit on her but I'll try.

"Thanks man. She's a good friend of mine and I don't want anything to happen to her."

"Ok! I m sure she does'nt need someone to paint her nails with dude. What's her name anyway?"

"It was Carrie but she changed it to Alice."

"So when are you guys headed out here?" Grimmjow asked glancing around and deciding that he needed to straighten up. There were empty beer bottles and pizza boxes everywhere.

"Right now."

"Ok see you in a while."

"Bye".

Grimmjow hung up his phone and started to clean. He could only hope that Alice was as hot as she sounded.