Thanks to black55widow for the title! I have decided, because of the high amount of people that said I should, that this is going to have mpreg! Sorry to everyone that wanted adoption…maybe I'll sneak adoption in here somewhere. I now have a podcast, I'll probably make it weekly, because I can only make around six or five every month…it hasn't started yet, but I tested it, and it works wonderfully! It'll have news about my fanfics and just plain random stuff. Wow, this was a long beforehand note! Enjoy!
It had been a while (but less than years) since the animal-craziness had ended, and all was peaceful. Except, of course, until Deidara freaked. Deidara ran out of the bathroom and into Sasori's room. Deidara was in a major panic and Sasori was clueless,
"What's wrong, Dei?"
"Sasori-chaaaaaaan!"
"What?"
"Sasori-chan, I-I-I-I-I-I…"
"What?!"
"I'm pregnant,un!!"
Then Sasori panicked, "What?! That makes no sense at all! I know for sure you're a guy, so…how the hell can you be pregnant?!"
"I don't know, un!!"
"It's probably that stupid ferret's fault!"
Deidara ran out of the room, "I'm gonna' go talk to Itachi, un!" Sasori stayed still shocked in his room. Well, at least he'll have a kid now.
Deidara walked into the so-called 'living room', thinking that Itachi would probably be there, but instead he found Hidan sitting down on the couch, looking as emotionally unstable than ever before.
Hidan saw Deidara out of the corner of his eye, "What the fuck do you want?"
"I'm looking for Itachi, would you know where he is?"
"He's probably in his room. Or trying to steal money from that fucking Kakuzu."
"Un, why would Itachi steal money from Kakuzu?"
"No reason." Hidan quickly defended suspiciously. "Why do you want to talk to Itachi?"
"Because I'm pregnant." Deidara realized what he had just told Hidan, the biggest mouth in the Akatsuki. "Dammit, un!"
"Well that's fuckin' great for you." Hidan grumpily said.
Deidara decided to leave Hidan alone, so he walked to Itachi's room. And sure enough, he was there.
"Deidara-san? Did you and Sasori get into a fight again?"
"No, un. But we might end up fighting."
Itachi let Deidara into his room and they both sat on the floor, "What's the problem?"
"I just figured out I'm pregnant."
Itachi looked shocked, "Really, you too?"
"You're pregnant Itachi?!"
"No…Hidan is. We have been trying to hide it ever since we've known. Hidan doesn't exactly want to have kids. So, does Sasori not like kids? Is that why you're worried about this?"
"No, he probably wants one more than I do, un. I'm just confused about what I should do."
"This time around, Deidara, I think you should go talk to Hidan. He's been pregnant for two weeks, so he'll always know what's coming for you."
"Okay, Itachi, un."
Deidara walked back into the 'living room', and as he expected, Hidan was still there.
"You didn't fuckin' find him?"
"No I found him…and he told me you're pregnant, too."
"Yeah, and I it fucking outta me! I was gonna' get rid of it, but then Itachi had to go and say stuff like 'but babies are so cute!'. And I don't wanna' make Itachi fuckin' angry or anything, so I have decided to go through this hell."
Deidara looked down, "So it's hell, un?"
"Yeah, I fuckin' barf a lot, I have emotional stress every fuckin' second, and Itachi's making me read books about being pregnant."
"Can I borrow some of the books, un?"
"You wanna' actually read fuckin' books? Take all of 'em, I'm never gonna' read them."
"Do you know how it's even possible that we're pregnant, un?"
"No, but if we go ask that fucking ferret, he'll probably tell us something."
And so, Itachi and Deidara found the ferret in Pein's office.
"How the fuck are we pregnant?!" The ever so pissed off Hidan demanded an answer.
Sebastian, a.k.a. the 'evil' mad scientist ferret, answered as calm as ever, "I forgot to tell you, but when you were turned into animals, it also gave you the ability to become pregnant. Any one of the four of you could've become pregnant, so by chance it was you two that are now pregnant."
Even though everything still made very little sense, at least Hidan and Deidara had a slight explanation now. Deidara made Hidan walk out of their leader's office before Hidan could rip Sebastian to shreds. This is definitely going to be strange.
Babs McGoogle: "Hey, everyone! Welcome to Babs Lucky Corner! Since Hidan is pregnant now, we have a new co-host! Say hi-hi to…Zetsu-chan!!"
Zetsu: "Hello, everyone. Arigato…"
Babs McGoogle: "No, no, no! You're doing it all wrong, Zetsu-chan! You're supposed to be all grumpy, just like Hidan was!"
Zetsu: "I'm sorry for disappointing you…"
Babs McGoogle: "Well, anyways, isn't it so awesome-riffic? Deidara's Kitty has been continued!!"
Zetsu: "I kind of feel sorry for Hidan, though. He doesn't want to be pregnant, but he still has to be…"
Babs McGoogle: "That's what he gets for what he did in this after note…oh, look! It's already time to go! Please review and visit my site! And be sure to listen to my new podcast, it's available to listen to and to even download for your mp3 player! See ya' next time!"
Zetsu: "Bye-nii…"