The next morning Bashir woke up around noon.
What a wild night! Garak!
"Shit," he swore, "I overslept!"
Next to his pillow, he found a letter "To my Zuckerdoktorchen*" and thirty-three used tissues. Julian stuffed the handkerchiefs into the vase next to his bed and left his quarters.
"Good morning, Doctor," the Bajoran nurse greeted him as he entered the infirmary.
Julian was looking for words to excuse his tardiness.
"Doctor, you've got something between your teeth." nurse Mina said.
Indeed, she was right. There was something stuck between the doctor incisors. It felt like fish scales...
Then the nurse stared at his chest.
"Doctor, do you know that there is cardassian spawning smeared on your uniform jacket?"
*"Sugardoctor