"Ok ja but why should I do that?" Germany asked America confused.
"It's called 'twerking' you dumbass." America informed his ignorant friend.
"You just- kinda just-"
"Shake your booty to the music man." Alfred interjected politely.
"I need another beer." Germany went back to the bar decked out in holly for the Christmas theme. Sure he was getting really drunk and he could tell that he was becoming looser and would probably regret doing somethings, but it was the holiday, time for fun. He downed another drink and scanned the room to find his boyfriend. Feliciano was dancing with Prussia who was obviously getting a little too close to the Italian. Ludwig would have started something then but he knew feliciano would get mad about that in the morning.
"Trouble with the boy?" Alfred asked with a grin.
"Hmm." Germany started sipping a new bottle and didn't really respond.
"I know what can get his attention back on you."
Tempting. Very tempting. Ludwig looked over again and was that- was Gilbert groping his behind?! Unacceptable. Germany stood up immediately and almost stumbled onto the floor had it not been for America to pick him up.
"Hey slow down hot shot! Just do what I do. Now go over there-" Alfred pushed Germany towards feliciano and after a little stumbling regained his footing.
"And watch me!" Germany nodded and continued to go and steal his girl- well boy back.
"Feliciano!" Germany shouted. Feliciano turned around and Prussia silently moved away.
He turned around and looked to America for help. America bent down and started shaking his butt just like he had been doing earlier.
Germany nodded and bent down like America. He locked eyes with italy and tried to do the same thing- which he couldn't.
"Feli! Heeeyyy feli! Look!" Germany said slurs while trying to twerk. How was America so good at this?! Fucking hell. He was really sweating after five straight minutes of this and feliciano had to drag him away into the spare bedroom so he could relax for a minute. After Germany passed out and had ice on his butt feliciano slipped our of the room and went back downstairs. America, Prussia and Japan were all waiting for him and laughed together at the recording they had of Germanys failed drunken attempt at dancing.