A/n Meant to have this up a while ago but my account was banned. One of my first one-shots was a cast fic haha. I spent this week sorting through some stuff, and I found my old primary school workbooks. This snippet I just had to post. I wrote this in year 5, (grade 4 for American's?) I was 9 anyway, and the ideas were so crazy I just had to share them with you :)
Chad Danforth's 10 excuses for not doing his homework.
1 I was bringing my homework to school this very morning Mrs Darbus, when I walked through a time warp and was suddenly in the dinosaur age. Then a T-rex gobbled up my homework.
2. My homework was on the bedside table when it got abducted by aliens.
3. My homework was on the bedside table when it sprouted legs and sat in my blow up chair, turned on the telly and got a cup of tea, then it dropped the tea down himself and the ink ran all over the floor.
4. I brought my homework into class this morning and you saw me and when you turned round, rats crawled out of a hole and ate my homework.
5. My homework got kidnapped and I didn't have enough money to pay the ransom.
6. There was a hurricane over my house and my homework got blown away.
7. I accidentally put my homework in the blender.
8. I was bringing my homework to school, when it started arguing with me and ran away.
9. My pen ran out of ink and Asda's fill and save was closed. (Asda's fill and save was a petrol station.)
10. My pencil case went for a weekend hike in the mountains.
An: There's not really any point to this I just wanted to share it with you :) Review if you wish and tell me which ones you liked :D I was so much more creative when I was younger. Ahaha.