Disclaimer i own none of this eoin colfer does
1 dye his hair green while he's sleeping
2 tell him that butler is gay
3 replace all his suits with elmo t-shirts and jeans
4 for his birthday fill his pinata with lollipops
5 tell him menerva has a boyfriend
6 replace holly with multch
7 constantly undo any work he has done while hes not looking
8 if your a butler fangirl go out with butler and constantly have his attention on you
9 constantly question his plans
10 while hes sleeping do his make up laugh when he trys to be serious