Disclamer: I do not own Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad and Wario,
Characters are owned by Nintendo and it's subsidaries. Man, I hate the
legal stuff, :-( .
Whose Line is it Anyway? Mario Edition!
(theme music starts) Good evening everyone, And welcome to Whose Line Is it Anyway?! On tonight's show: Itsa me! Mario!(Mario grins and does a peace sign) He the younger one, Luigi! (Luigi is holding a sign which has an arrow pointing to Mario saying "I'm With Stupid") Quick! Bring me a coffee, Toad! (Toad Blushes) And I Want all your money, Wario! ( Wario frowns)
Drew Carey: I'm your host: Drew Carey, let's go down there and have some fun. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?!, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, that's right, it's like the whoopee coushin, it does not matter, The First game is.....Scenes From a hat, this is for all of you, first scene is: Movies that would make Boring video Games, Begin!
Mario: titanic.(starts to pretend to sink)
BUZZ!
Wario: uuhhhh, can this be the other way around?
BUZZ!!
(Drew pulls out another scene)
Drew: Things you would find underneath Bill Gates' Bed.
Luigi: Well what do ya know, a sack o' Dough! (does that to tease Wario!)
BUZZ!
Toad: OH MY GOSH! A RARE EGYPTIAN GOD CARD!!!!
BUZZ!! BUZZ!! BUZZ!
Drew: 99.99 points to Luigi for teasing Wario!
Wario: I TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT!
Drew: And pi for Mario for sinking!
Mario: Pie? Did some one say Pie?
Luigi: no, not that Pie, P-I, it is a number!
Drew (LIKE DR. EVIL): Right.... Anywho our next game is a mix of Hats and Props, this is for all of you again, Mario, Luigi: here is your box of props. Wario, Toad: here is your box of props, Now.......... start.
( Mario is holding a foam Circle.)
Mario: Want Your tires rotated?
BUZZ!
(Wario is holding a Foam letter C)
Wario: Wario's Debt Consulting! Wario Speaking!
BUZZ!
(Mario holds a tube, pretending to play Yankee Doodle)
BUZZ!
(Toad is lying on two foam lines which is parallel, and Wario is cackling)
Toad: HAAAALLLLLLPPPPP!!!!! SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEE MMMMMEEEE!
Wario: HA! When Dudley Do-Right comes, I'll blow him to smitherines!
BUZZ!! BUZZ! BUZZ!!
Drew: 3 Quadrillion Points to Mario for that patriotic scene, Our last game is..............Irish Drinking Song! with Princess Peach on the piano! I need a big event in life.
(audience Starts shouting out random things)
Drew: O.K.! We are doing the Graduation drinking song! And Begin!
Mario, Luigi, Toad and Wario: OOHHHH, aie di die di die di die di die di die di die!
Mario:I walked down when called me name,
Luigi: I fell down on a stupid drain,
Toad: Me head was filled with lots of shame
Wario: But that stupid bully was to blame!
All: OOOHHH, aie di die di die di die di die di die di die!
Luigi: I shaked the hand of the dean,
Toad: When he laughed, It hurt me spleen!
Wario: He gave me my stupid degree,
Mario: Now i'm hopping like a Flea!
All: OOOOHHHHH! aie di die di die di die di die di die di die!
Toad: I am going to get a job,
Wario: I know it's going to be a bomb,
Mario: Now i'm taking my pay to mom,
Luigi: Then my mom will be the bomb!
All: OHH, aie di die di die di die di die, AIE DI DIE DI DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!
BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!
Drew: The winner is.................: MARIO!
Mario (like Homer Simpson): WOO-HOO!
Drew: Well, times up, Good Night!
A/N: well, that's my first fic on Fanfiction.net, well.... REVIEW ALREADY!
Whose Line is it Anyway? Mario Edition!
(theme music starts) Good evening everyone, And welcome to Whose Line Is it Anyway?! On tonight's show: Itsa me! Mario!(Mario grins and does a peace sign) He the younger one, Luigi! (Luigi is holding a sign which has an arrow pointing to Mario saying "I'm With Stupid") Quick! Bring me a coffee, Toad! (Toad Blushes) And I Want all your money, Wario! ( Wario frowns)
Drew Carey: I'm your host: Drew Carey, let's go down there and have some fun. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?!, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, that's right, it's like the whoopee coushin, it does not matter, The First game is.....Scenes From a hat, this is for all of you, first scene is: Movies that would make Boring video Games, Begin!
Mario: titanic.(starts to pretend to sink)
BUZZ!
Wario: uuhhhh, can this be the other way around?
BUZZ!!
(Drew pulls out another scene)
Drew: Things you would find underneath Bill Gates' Bed.
Luigi: Well what do ya know, a sack o' Dough! (does that to tease Wario!)
BUZZ!
Toad: OH MY GOSH! A RARE EGYPTIAN GOD CARD!!!!
BUZZ!! BUZZ!! BUZZ!
Drew: 99.99 points to Luigi for teasing Wario!
Wario: I TAKE THAT AS AN INSULT!
Drew: And pi for Mario for sinking!
Mario: Pie? Did some one say Pie?
Luigi: no, not that Pie, P-I, it is a number!
Drew (LIKE DR. EVIL): Right.... Anywho our next game is a mix of Hats and Props, this is for all of you again, Mario, Luigi: here is your box of props. Wario, Toad: here is your box of props, Now.......... start.
( Mario is holding a foam Circle.)
Mario: Want Your tires rotated?
BUZZ!
(Wario is holding a Foam letter C)
Wario: Wario's Debt Consulting! Wario Speaking!
BUZZ!
(Mario holds a tube, pretending to play Yankee Doodle)
BUZZ!
(Toad is lying on two foam lines which is parallel, and Wario is cackling)
Toad: HAAAALLLLLLPPPPP!!!!! SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEE MMMMMEEEE!
Wario: HA! When Dudley Do-Right comes, I'll blow him to smitherines!
BUZZ!! BUZZ! BUZZ!!
Drew: 3 Quadrillion Points to Mario for that patriotic scene, Our last game is..............Irish Drinking Song! with Princess Peach on the piano! I need a big event in life.
(audience Starts shouting out random things)
Drew: O.K.! We are doing the Graduation drinking song! And Begin!
Mario, Luigi, Toad and Wario: OOHHHH, aie di die di die di die di die di die di die!
Mario:I walked down when called me name,
Luigi: I fell down on a stupid drain,
Toad: Me head was filled with lots of shame
Wario: But that stupid bully was to blame!
All: OOOHHH, aie di die di die di die di die di die di die!
Luigi: I shaked the hand of the dean,
Toad: When he laughed, It hurt me spleen!
Wario: He gave me my stupid degree,
Mario: Now i'm hopping like a Flea!
All: OOOOHHHHH! aie di die di die di die di die di die di die!
Toad: I am going to get a job,
Wario: I know it's going to be a bomb,
Mario: Now i'm taking my pay to mom,
Luigi: Then my mom will be the bomb!
All: OHH, aie di die di die di die di die, AIE DI DIE DI DIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!
BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!
Drew: The winner is.................: MARIO!
Mario (like Homer Simpson): WOO-HOO!
Drew: Well, times up, Good Night!
A/N: well, that's my first fic on Fanfiction.net, well.... REVIEW ALREADY!