Deep in the labs of Punk Hazard, Ceaser Clown was busy making a new experiment. His assistant, Monet was reading something. "Aha! It's reacting perfectly!" Clown thought. "Now, who can I use as a guinea pig?" He looked around the room until his sight reached Monet. "Ah, I don't think I could do that. Maybe one of the children…" Monet turned to him. "Do you need something?" She asked. "No, no. Just gonna take a little break. Don't mind me." Ceaser took the concotion he made into the other room. "…I've no choice, she'll have to do for now." He said, drinking it. His face went full retard.
"W-what is this?" He asked, feeling funny. "Did I make a mistake?" His body turned into a foggy, fumey void. "Wait…I think this is it. Now I can enter her body." Clown gave his distinctive laugh and went for Monet, who was drinking some tea. "Now, while she's inhaling the aroma!" Ceaser dashed straight for Monet's mouth. She choked and coughed a little. "The tea's really strong, just from its smell." She said, looking a little confused. Inside of her body, was Ceaser with a trollface. "Now I can take over her body." He said happily. "But what should I do?" Not too long after, a knock was heard on the door. "Hey, Ceaser. It's me, Law."
Monet let him in. "He's not here, but come in." Law looked around. "I just came for a quick minute. Can you give him a message for me?" He said. "Sure, but how about a massage first?" Monet suggested. "Hmm?" "Uh, why'd I say that? I didn't mean to. I was trying to say-" Her body jitttered a little. "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm okay. But you look tense. What do you say?" "Eh, I guess." Law looked a little uneasy. "How can you give me a massage, anyway?" "With my feet, silly." Monet began to laugh but stopped herself. "Damn, that was close." Ceaser said to himself. "I'll be gentle, okay?"
Monet began massaging Law's shoulders. "Let me take off my jacket." Law said, doing just that. Monet continued. "Y'know, I was thinking about having some assistants back when I was a Supernova." He told her. "What's a doctor without a beautiful assistant, no?" He chuckled a little. "Ah, I didn't think you'd be into that type of thing." Monet laughed. Law noticed. She stopped. "…Was that...It was." "Hmm. Monet, where is Ceaser at anyway?" "He said he was going on a break." "…Hold still." Law took out his sword. Using his ability, he cut Monet's body. Out of her upper half, came out Ceaser. "I figured as much."
"How'd you know?" Ceaser asked, confused. "Where else would you be?" Law answered. "Why? What were you planning, Ceaser?" Monet asked, angry. "I needed a guinea pig for my newest experiment." "How dare you." Monet became fierce. "Now, now. Let me take care of this." Law said calmly. "I think I know what Ceaser wants." "Oh? And what would that be?" Ceaser asked, curiously. "…You want to watch me and Monet fuck, don't you?" From somewhere, a pair of handcuffs came out, closing on Ceaser's wrists. "Eh? WHAT?" "You want to see me and him have sex?" Monet asked, shocked. The cuffs were revealed to be seastone cuffs. "And my ability is still in effect. You can't do a thing." Ceaser stood there, helpless. "…I think I'll take you on your offer, Law. Just to piss him off." Monet gave a sinister sneer.