Author's note- This is an old one I started and nothing ever happened to it. But, I really liked these few chapters I wrote so I figured I'd start writing it again.

Only Pot Roast Will Do

Starting from Wedding Bell Blues a Season 5 episode of Gilmore Girls-

Lorelai- Get out of my way Chris!

(Lorelai says pushing him out of her in an attempt to run after Luke)

(Lorelai finds Luke sitting in his car in the parking lot staring straight ahead and Lorelai gets in next to him)

Lorelai- Luke…….

Luke- No, Lorelai I can't do this I have to go, I need to think

Lorelai- This is happening all at once just give me some time to explain

Luke- Look Lorelai, I love you but, I can't do this I can't take your parents, Chris…… I just need to know you're not with him, you don't love him.

Lorelai- Luke, I don't love him, I'm with you.

Luke- I want to believe you but,

Lorelai- Then believe me

(Lorelai breaths deeply)

Lorelai- Lets get married

Luke- What

Lorelai- Luke, I…. Love you… and I want to be with you, I just want this whole thing to be over.

Luke- Okay

Lorelai- Okay?

(They both look out through the windshield for about a minute then Lorelai turns to Luke)

Lorelai- Does this mean were getting married?

(Luke turns to face her)

Luke- I think so

(He turns the key in the ignition and they drive away without saying another word)

(The scene changes and shows Luke driving on an interstate still looking straight forward then the camera pans over to Lorelai who is staring straight forward to)

Lorelai- Get off here

Luke- What? Oh, um, okay

Lorelai- Pull over

Luke- Okay

(When they're on the side of the road she turns and faces him)

Lorelai- Lets get married.

Luke- We are getting married

Lorelai- Now

Luke- Don't you want Rory and your…

Lorelai- I'll call Rory, Sookie, Jackson and even Liz and T.J. if you want. I just don't want this to be some huge thing, I want it to be special not some Emily and Richard mutation.

(Luke smiles and nods)

Luke- Okay

(Lorelai pulls out her cell)

Rory- Hey, where are you?

Lorelai ignores the question deciding to get right down to business "Luke and I are getting married"

Rory- What

Lorelai- We want you to meet us here. We found an open late wedding chapel it's about a 2 hour drive from Hartford.

Rory- Mom, are you sure about this

Lorelai- I've never been more sure about this in my entire life. I love this man. I want to be Mrs. Luke Danes.

Luke smiled when he heard this and knew at once this was all going to work out perfectly.


Lorelai- So you'll be here?

Rory- Defiantly

Lorelai- Okay

Rory- Are you sure about doing this tonight?

Lorelai- More than anything

Rory-Okay, I'll be there

(3 calls and 2.5 hours later Rory shows up first)

Rory- Mom

(They hug)

Rory- So, your getting married

(Lorelai takes a deep breath and smiles)

Lorelai- Yeah

Rory- Your happy

Lorelai- Very

Rory looks into her eyes and can tell she's telling the truth.

Lorelai- So what's in the bag?

(Rory puts the bag on a table then pulls out a fancy silver plate and a to-go container)

Lorelai- Food?

(Rory opens the container)

Rory- Pot Roast

(Lorelai does the open mouth surprised thing)

Lorelai- You remembered

Rory- There's more

Lorelai- Oh, I should get married more often!

(Luke comes up to them)

Luke- I hope not, what's with the pot roast

Lorelai- Long story, so any ways back to the bag.

Lroelai says in a giddy voice while jumping up and down with excitement.

(Rory pulls out a camera)

Rory- We need memories

Lorelai- That camera has no film

Rory- You see that's the down side to being in a hurry you forget stuff.

Lorelai- That bag doesn't look empty?

Rory- There's one more thing.

(Rory pulls out a mini tux for a dog)

Lorelai- Now you know how much I might dream I don't think I'm going to fit in that.

Rory- It's for Paul Anka

Lorelai- You got Paul Anka to sign at my wedding!

Rory- Sookie's bringing him

(Sookie comes bursting through the door)

Lorelai- Are you okay?

Sookie- Your getting married!

Lorelai- Yeah we talked about this

Sookie- Did you want a small wedding?

Lorelai- Well, we are getting eloped

Sookie- Oh, about that

(At that moment Half the town comes in)

Lorelai- What's this?

Sookie- Mrs. Patty was feeding Paul Anka when I came home and I might have mentioned I was going to your wedding and she insisted on going. But, before she did she told the whole town.

Lorelai- Wow!

Sookie- I know

(The priest steps out in a suit)

Priest- Oh my, we have a full crowd! People might have to stand.

Luke- That's perfectly fine

(A million people come up to Lorelai and start talking all at once)

Mrs. Patty- I knew you guys were going to get married the day I saw you to together!

Kirk- I knew I wasn't hallucinating!

Babbett- I'm so happy for you!

Lulu- I still liked that pink ribbon!

Kirk- You had to give it back!

Lorelai- um... (Now Yelling) Quiet

(The room goes silent)

Lorelai- Why don't you guys all take a seat and wait a little bit?

(The crowd starts talking again as they slowly move into the other room)

(Liz and T.J. walk through the door when only half the crowd has gotten in the other room)

Liz- Wow! That's a lot of people

Lorelai- We live in a small town

Liz- Oh, did Woodbridge come too?

Lorelai-Whoa! The entire town could be robbed right now and nobody would ever know.

Liz- No kidding

(The camera pans as a line of people are walking through two open doors with "Quite the wedding has started signs") on the walls. Then pans to the small church room which has every seat filled and people line up against the walls and finally shows Paul Anka in a tux walking down the isle followed by Rory, Sookie and Liz. After this Lorelai walks down the isle carrying the pot roast and when she reaches the alter hands it to Kirk who takes it and sits down. Lorelai walks up next to Luke and the scene fades out)