Live and let Tyde
Rage is currently tied to a chair in the middle of a huge evil compound. Hollow, vows to save him, he doesn't know who they are or why they captured Rage, but Rage was his friend.
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Rage- That's easy, they're called fishspiders, you know your name is Big evil villain, i'll call you Bev for short.
BEV- Fishspiders you say? Hmmm interes- WAIT A MINUTE, NO, NOT BEV!
Rage- I have a group of friends you know, that will destroy you.
Bev- YOU?! Friends?! Destroy me?! AHAHAHA HOW?
Rage- One of them's Batman, 2 are basically ninjas at worms, one that will fire punch you into the sun, one's a hacker, one is fun to be around and the last one is Welsh, be afraid.
Bev- and what do you do?
Rage- i make puns
Bev- Well i know why i came here, i will now leave, GUARDS!
Bev walks out followed by 6 guards
Outside the compound
Hollow-Why am i doing this?
Narrator- It's for the good of the story! and Rage is your friend! Now shush and get going!
Hollow- Fine...asshole, y'know...he sounds familiar... A strange foreign tone...
Narrator*putting on best disguised voice* I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, COME ON HOLLOW GET GOING
Hollow approaches the edge of the compound through the bushes.
Hollow- How the hell am i going to get in there? Oh wait...I'm batman...
Hollow sneaks out of the shadows behind two guards blocking the main entrance.
Guard 1- Hey? Did you hear that Rage won the worms championship again? He's a great player!
Guard 2- I don't know, i quite liked Peace, myself, i fancied him to win it, Rage hadn't had to play a game all tournament!
Guard 1-Because he won the last tournament! It's a perk!
Guard 2- Peace deserves the win.
Guard 1- Does not!
Guard 2- Does so!
Guard 1- Does not!
Guard 2- Does so!
Hollow- (in a really deep voice) You're both wrong
Guard 2 and Guard 1- Huh?
Then Hollow emerges from the shadows, grabs the guard's (conveniently silenced) gun and shoots them both dead before they can say any more (there was also some crazy kung fu shit thrown in)
Hollow- RobertConnely03 bitches
Hollow then disappeared into the compound
Hollow- I'm on my way Rage.
Hollow enters the compound having taken a guard disguise, a key and the gun.
Hollow- I really hope that i can meet with someone soon, otherwise this fanfic is gonna be boring as shit.
Soon after shadowing behind buildings for 45 minutes, Hollow finds himself at the centre of the compound
Hollow- I hope air support arrives when i need it and the reason i haven't mentioned them so far is so that they can't fuck up in a short space of time, well they can, but i hope they don't.
Hollow looks around the centre of the compound for a while until he comes to a big room with no windows and a heavy, locked, metal door.
Hollow- Rage has GOT to be in there
Rage- am i really CAPTURING your interest? Because i'm your captive? Hahahaha!
Guards 3 through 20- SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR PUNS!
Hollow- yep he's in there alright...
How am i going to get through that door and kill that many guards?
After many intense thinking seconds Hollow came to a solution
Hollow- i really hope this works
Hollow places a large explosive charge on one of the thick stone walls.
Hollow- SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA
Hollow shoots the detonation charge,thinking himself a cross between Rambo, batman and McGuiver, suddenly the entire right wall of the room explodes, sending people left and right but Rage miraculously staying on the chair.
Rage- Took you long enough man, that was an EXPLOSIVE entrance though so i'll give you style points
Hollow- Shut up moron and let me untie you
Hollow unties Rage
Rage- I'm feeling really ropey
Hollow- Enough of the puns asshole
Rage- Hey man chill, but i do need to warn you
Hollow- Why?
Rage- That giant explosion you caused will have attracted all the guards in the-
Just as Rage says that about 100 guards appear and are pointing rifles at them
Rage- Shit
Hollow- What he said, c'mon air support don't fail me now!
Rage- What air support?
Hollow- I had a whole thing planned, with a helicopter and everything!
Rage- Woah man, you really went all out man, shame it didn't work
Hollow- i left Tyde and Evanz to it
Rage- Oh that explains a lot
Rage and Hollow both start laughing, standing back to back as the guards edge closer
Hollow- Well this looks like the end buddy
Rage- I wouldn't say that at all
Hollow- Why?
Rage- You'll find out in about 3...2...1...now
Suddenly out of nowhere there are battle cries as Peace and Zaheen, accompanied by Juke sprang into action and started destroying the guards, Peace and Zaheen both swinging from ropes and dropping grenades, firing bazookas and even throwing a sheep or two as Juke threw fire punch after fire punch to one hit KO a lot of them.
Rage- That's why
Hollow- How did you-?
Rage- No time! Start murdering!
Rage charged at the guards at full sprint (he didn't have all his camera stuff in his pockets this time so he didn't look like a retarded old man.
Rage- Peace! Zaheen!
Like clockwork, Peace and Zaheen (still being badasses) passed rage two holy hand grenades as he ran, rage set the timers to three seconds each and jumped into a crowd of guards while Hollow found a shovel and a girder to start bitching himself a hole.
Rage- AHHHHHHH ZABENNYAAAA
The crowd of guards exploded with an almighty bang as Rage emerges the other side, while Hollow puts down a turret and teleshields, and for effect starts playing badass music.
The remaining guards run for their lives barely faster than the homing missiles Peace and Zaheen had thrown, while Juke and Rage were clearing up the rest with a couple baseball bats.
Juke- How did we get baseball bats? And why is all combat in this worms related?
Rage- Don't question it Juke
Narrator- Yeah Juke, don't.
Rage- Who is that?
Juke- And why haven't acknowledged he's here narrating yet?
Narrator- DON'T QUESTION IT
Rage- Alright, person alive count, us 5, them a hell of a lot less than that.
Hollow- Is...is it over? *hollow emerging from his bitch cave of solitude*
Suddenly a helicopter is heard in the distance, Peace and Zaheen instantly point both their bazookas at it.
Rage- Potshot!
Hollow- No! Peace! Zaheen! That's our air support out of here! It's Tyde and Evanz!
Rage- DO IT DO IT NOW!POTSHOT! POTSHOT!
Peace- *lowering his bazooka* fiiine
Zaheen- Dammit
After the chopper had landed and several spouts of "get to the choppa" from Rage, the 5 man team climbed in the helicopter and started to take off.
Hollow- By the way guys, what the hell took you so long? I nearly died!
Rage- Shut up you little bitch, you were never in danger, there was no water rise, despite your constant crying.
Hollow- It wasn't a bitch it was a strategic retreat...
Peace- Into a hole...
Zaheen- With a turret...
Rage- And a teleshield...
Hollow- OK I GET IT SHUT UP, Evanz, Tyde, What took you so long?
Evanz: We were struggling about which vehicle to take, i wanted to take the B20 Ew bombers but Tyde said it wasn't necessary.
Rage: Wait, do you have ALL the aircraft from that minecraft mapstravaganza episode?
Tyde: Yep and a few extra, courtesy of Spud
Rage in a Scottish accent- Good old Spud Mclor!(yes that's how he pronounces it)
Evanz: So eventually we decided on the Peace and Zaheen ultimate agile stealth attack chopper
Peace- Cool! This is ours!?
Evanz- Yep, got cupholders and everything :)
Hollow: Can we get back to base already?! I haven't had some tea since i was bitch- I mean since my strategic retreat
Rage- you had tea in there!?
Hollow- Yep
Rage- Well, i guess you have "strategic retreating" down to a-
Hollow- Don't say it...
Rage- "T"
Hollow- I hate you
Rage- If i don't make a pun at least 600 times a day i'll die
Hollow- Well if i don't get some tea soon, i'm gonna die!
Evanz- Quit Whining! This thing is hard enough to fly without you two moaning at us
Tyde: Yeah guys c'mon, this is hard
Rage- That's what she said
Evanz- fuck you SO hard right now
Rage- She said that as well
And so the attack stealth ultra agile Zaheen and Peace copter flew off into the night, headed for the base, so they can figure out what the hell is going on and what they need to do.
Who was trying to kill Rage?
What kind of badass weapons and vehicles had spud made?
Were the entirety of the group going to go on a montage?
FIND OUT IN PART 2
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