Ok, so last night I was bored and wanted to make a fanfic. I didn't know what to write about though so I just said "ok, I'll put my iPod on shuffle and parody whatever shows up." So I did and You're The One That I Want from Grease came on. I immediately thought Brad and Janet, but then I was like, why not focus on ALL of Janet's affairs? So that's the explanation! Enjoy!
PS, I do not own Grease or Rocky Horror. My life would be so much better if I did though!
I love Brad!
He's cute and geeky
He's got Nixon on cassette
Thick rimmed glasses
Drives me crazy
But I feel hazy
Cause I've givin' up
My pure virginity
To the guy who wears high heels
I thought it was Brad
And now I'm feeling bad
How could I misunderstand?
How could Brad, how could Brad be good in bed?
Am I sure I love Brad?
am I sure I love, o,o, oo, Brad
I'm not sure I love
Not sure I love, o,o,oo, Brad
Do I love Brad?
Do I love, o,o, ooooo
Is Brad for me?
Oh, yes indeed!
But if that
weren't enough
I had to sleep with the creature
Rocky rocked my whole body
Was feelin me
So do I love him?
Or is it just lust?
Cause I really need to know!
If I really love Brad
Would I really go
With both these other guys?
Am I sure?
No I really can't decide!
Am I sure I love Brad?
am I sure I love, o,o, oo, Brad
I'm not sure I love
Not sure I love, o,o,oo, Brad
I really can't love
Really can't love, o,o, ooooo
Brad since he
Deserves better then me!
Cause Brad deserves a girl
Brad deserves a girl, who, o, oo, is loyal
He needs a girl
Brad he needs a girl, who, o, oo, loves him
Brad needs a girl
Brad needs a a girl, who, o, ooooo,
Will never leave
Unlike me!
Brad don't deserve me!