Wooooooooo, I love writing song parodies! This one is a parody of You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch.
I do not own the Grinch or Rocky Horror.
You're a transvestite, Dr. Frank
And you look so great in drag
You're as sexy as a woman
With the charm of a gentleman
Dr. Frank
You're the only one I know that can pull off
The greasy black hair!
You're a genius, Mr. Riff!
But no one really knows
Your brain has such an awesome plan
Only siblings understand
Mr. Riff!
I wouldn't cross you
Cause you might end up killing me!
You're a domestic, Magenta!
But you're better then all that
You want to live your life back on
Transexual with Riff
Magenta!
But you'd probably miss your very best friend the
Groupie Columbia
You're a Frank fan, Columbia!
But you're jealous of the thing
That Frank has spent his days making
Thank god Magenta's there!
Columbia!
If she weren't with you you'd probably go insane,
Cause she's your
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So that's the castle, Rocky fans!
I hope you liked the tour!
Who needs to see the rooms and things
when the characters are so great?
In Rocky Horror!
The show is an amazing movie overflowing with the most crazy assortment of call backs and props imaginable, mangled in with costumes for fun!