Disclaimer: Don't own a single thing! Not one! NOT AT ALL! -cries- ARE YOU
HAPPY NOW! -sobs uncontrobbly- All you did was remind me of what a failure
I am! OH I CAN'T GO ON WITH LIFE NOW -runs off stage- *THUMP* OW! That's
too high, that stage is!
Author's Note: This is just for my little funny stories I write now and then when I'm in a weird mood. So bear with me -roars like a bear- Eek! A bear! -scrambles away-
The most Cliched of them all
Harry sat on the train writing on a piece of parchment. Three girls walked in, all looking 17 the same age as him. They giggled and Harry couldn't help but feel that he wanted to kiss one,
"Hi? Who are you?"
"I'm Vixen! I'm a pretty exchange student from America. As you can see my blond shimmering hair and blue eyes makes you want to kiss me and learn about me."
She flipped a hair back, speaking in a Southern Belle way (badly),
"Why don't you and I both have our mysterious secrets. You don't know that I'm Voldemort's daughter!"
Harry stared open-mouthed. The girls were so... so... pretty.... He sighed slightly. Vixen talked on,
"And these are my friends. Their exchange students too."
The black haired with red streaks girl glared slightly and said,
"I'm Sirius Black's younger sister! My brother was such a treasure to me, I love him so much!"
"Uh... Sirius Black was in Azakaban when you were born and was free for only two years in hiding, then died...."
"OH! Yeah! But I still love him. My name is Cha Cha Black. I'm a Seeker for my old Quidditch team! I absolutely adore the sport! Oh I'm from uh... Germany that's it."
Harry blinked and looked at the pretty girl with brown hair, blue eyes and a vacant expression,
"You are?"
She jumped, looking startled,
"YOU CAN SEE ME!"
The girl screeched and ran around the room,
"I'M THE AUTHOR! YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO SEE ME! FAULTY MUGGLE INVISIBILITY CLOAKS!"
She hit a wall and slumped to the floor,
"Uh...."
WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY!
Author's Note: This is just for my little funny stories I write now and then when I'm in a weird mood. So bear with me -roars like a bear- Eek! A bear! -scrambles away-
The most Cliched of them all
Harry sat on the train writing on a piece of parchment. Three girls walked in, all looking 17 the same age as him. They giggled and Harry couldn't help but feel that he wanted to kiss one,
"Hi? Who are you?"
"I'm Vixen! I'm a pretty exchange student from America. As you can see my blond shimmering hair and blue eyes makes you want to kiss me and learn about me."
She flipped a hair back, speaking in a Southern Belle way (badly),
"Why don't you and I both have our mysterious secrets. You don't know that I'm Voldemort's daughter!"
Harry stared open-mouthed. The girls were so... so... pretty.... He sighed slightly. Vixen talked on,
"And these are my friends. Their exchange students too."
The black haired with red streaks girl glared slightly and said,
"I'm Sirius Black's younger sister! My brother was such a treasure to me, I love him so much!"
"Uh... Sirius Black was in Azakaban when you were born and was free for only two years in hiding, then died...."
"OH! Yeah! But I still love him. My name is Cha Cha Black. I'm a Seeker for my old Quidditch team! I absolutely adore the sport! Oh I'm from uh... Germany that's it."
Harry blinked and looked at the pretty girl with brown hair, blue eyes and a vacant expression,
"You are?"
She jumped, looking startled,
"YOU CAN SEE ME!"
The girl screeched and ran around the room,
"I'M THE AUTHOR! YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO SEE ME! FAULTY MUGGLE INVISIBILITY CLOAKS!"
She hit a wall and slumped to the floor,
"Uh...."
WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY!