Naruto: The Dramatic Retards
*incased by the little star things=narrator*
*Boom*
*Naruto falls out of the sky in front of Sakura in the middle of the hidden leaf village of Konoha*
Naruto: SAKURA!
Sakura: For god sakes! WHAT!?
Naruto: I like pie.
Sakura: You stupid retard…
*Naruto starts crying*
Naruto: Sakura…My name is NARUTO! Not retard! How could you forget my name?! Noooooo Sakura! I thought you loved me!! Nooooooooooo!
Sakura: What are you talking a-
Naruto: SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Naruto turns into the nine-tailed fox and destroys everything*
*A cow dies in the process*
Sakura: O.M.G. Naruto! Don't you know that's bad for you? Oh my god stop it!
Sasuke: Yo Sakura, home skillet, dog, sista, bra, hommie, baby. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: WTF Sasuke! OMG NO WAY!!
*Sakura turns around and sees Sasuke who is now a gangsta*
*Sasuke does the disco*
*A random person throws a disco ball at him and he runs around in circles*
Sasuke: AHHHHH JEEZUS IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEE!! AAAAHHHHHH!
Naruto: Sasuke! I'm going to kill you too!
*Sasuke stops running around*
Sasuke: Why?
Naruto: I don't know! LEAVE ME ALONE AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sasuke: Oh my goodness Naruto your glowing red! That's not fair! I wanna glow red too! Why do I have to be such a piece of fungus! That's it I'm going back to Orochimaru! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*The whole village yells yes!*
Sasuke: ………NOBODY LOVES MEEEEE!!!!!!*
*The village yells nope*
*Sasuke starts crying*
Sasuke: I can't believe this!
*Sasuke yells and throws a kunai knife at a bird flying in the sky. The bird dies and falls and hits Sasuke in the head and then Sasuke dies*
*The whole village cheers*
Sakura: Epic fail………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
*Sasuke twitches on the ground*
Sakura: HEY NARUTO! LOOK IM A BALLERINA!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
*Naruto looks like this: O.o*
Naruto: I'm hungry…….
Sakura: Ok lets go eat something
Naruto: OK!
*Naruto eats Sakura*
Naruto: Yum!
*Naruto looks like this: ^_^ still in tailed fox form*
Sasuke: Naruto! How could you eat Sakura!? She was like my best friend! NOOO!! I LOVE YOU SAKURA!!
Naruto: Sasuke? I thought you died…
Sasuke: Teehee, I was just playing.
Naruto: Grrr, I'm still hungry.
Sasuke: How come you get to be the kitty…….
*Naruto eats Sasuke*
Naruto: Yum!
Sasuke (In Naruto's belly): Ooooohhhhhh! What's going on???? It's so dark….Oh no….I just remembered I'm afraid of the dark…..I'm so scared…..
*Sasuke takes out a match from nowhere and lights it up with his dragon super flame powers.*
Sasuke: Oh my god! Sakura is that you? Where's your head? Are you alive? Are you dead? Grrr, I have to figure this out! WHY WON"T YOU TALK TO ME WOMAN!!!! TELL ME! TELL MEEEEE!!!!!! HELLLOOOO! SAKURA ARE YOU THERE????? WE HAVE AN EMERGANCEY! MY CELL PHONE LOST ITS CONNECTION!! NOOOO!
*Sasuke throws his match away and Naruto explodes and they all died.*
*They all lived happily ever after! THE END!*
Hey guys, I just got really bored with this one lol I hope you like it! :)
Please comment I'm still new to this web and I would really appreciate some support……oooh I really just sounded dorky didn't i….ehehhehehe well……………………MOVING ON! XD