Song from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Sanders: Those vampire bats will give you a fright
Eating apples both day and night
They rest for a minute, maybe three
Then they're eating every apple in your apple tree
They don't care about nada
Not zilch
No nothing
Except bringing about an orchard's destruction
Miles: Now wait just a minute
There's another side to this
And if I did not defend them, then I would be remise
These bats are mamas and papas too
They care for their young just like we people do
Sanders: Oh, give me a break
You're being too kind
These creatures have a one-track mind
The orchard is not their restaurant
But do they ever care what others may want?
No! They don't!
And that is just a fact
These bats, they simply don't know how to act
Miles: That's where I have to disagree
They're loyal to their family
Spreading seeds both far and wide
Sanders: You see one coming, you better run and hide
They're big
And ugly
And mean as sin
Will you look at the state my trees are in?
Miles: They help your trees
They'll grow stronger faster
Sanders: They've turned my life to a total disaster
Jen: Well, I for one don't have a doubt
These vermin must be stamped right out
Junior: I second that, they've got to go
These bats, they've go to hit the road
Sanders: It comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line, it's time to fight them back
Sanders, Jen, Geoff, Junior and Devin: Stop the bats! Stop the bats! Make them go and not come back!
Stop the bats! Stop the bats! Make them go and not come back!
Stop the bats! Stop the bats! Make them go and not come back!
Sanders: It comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line, it's time that we attack!