pSick of preposterous predictions for the forth coming Harry Potter books? Let Prof. Trelawney give you some of her own, and you'll be happy with what you have..
pBook 5
p==Muggle killings across the country.
p== Neville becomes keeper for Gryffindor, but they still manage to win the house cup. Neville knocked Draco Malfoy out whilst falling off his broom during the finals.
p==Later that night, Deatheaters, led by Lucius Malfoy, storm the castle, in search of Harry. They kill Neville by mistake. Trevor finally gains freedom.
p==Professor Snape finally gets the much coverted Defence of the Dark Arts job, and Harry has a new most hated subject.
p==Hermione continues to be top student, raising eyebrows with her OWL results.
p==Meanwhile, George and Fred have wonderful business at their jokeshop, and make a fortune. Yay!
pBook 6
p==More Muggle killings, yadda, yadda.. Same old, same old..
p==Professot Snape dies a sudden death. (Dumbledore's last words to him were "I told you the position was cursed! Now i don't have a spy anymore.")
p==Wormtail kills Crookshanks (while he was in human form, of course).
p==Voldemort raids St. Mungo's, and kills Gilderoy Lockhart, who was recuperating there. A favour to the wizarding world.
pBook 7
p==Harry gets kidnaped by Voldemort, and Dumbledore goes to his rescue. Hermione refuses to go as she has to study for her NEWTs. Ron stays too. If Hermione doesn't go, he doesn't go. Too bad, Harry.
p==A big meoteorite from space comes down, killing all the deatheaters, Dumbledore, Voldemort, Harry, et al. The world is happy, especially the Hogwats students (with the exception of on Hermione Granger), no villian, and no school.
p==Moaning Myrtle is devestated. The school floods, and collapses from the damp.
p==Sirius Black buys some land in Hawaii with the money in Harry's Gringotts account and enjoys the rest of his life.
p==Draco Malfoy decides that life as a ferret suits him better. Moody grants his wish.
p==Sybill Trelawney's true talents are finally discovered, and she makes a fortune.
p==^_^
pBook 5
p==Muggle killings across the country.
p== Neville becomes keeper for Gryffindor, but they still manage to win the house cup. Neville knocked Draco Malfoy out whilst falling off his broom during the finals.
p==Later that night, Deatheaters, led by Lucius Malfoy, storm the castle, in search of Harry. They kill Neville by mistake. Trevor finally gains freedom.
p==Professor Snape finally gets the much coverted Defence of the Dark Arts job, and Harry has a new most hated subject.
p==Hermione continues to be top student, raising eyebrows with her OWL results.
p==Meanwhile, George and Fred have wonderful business at their jokeshop, and make a fortune. Yay!
pBook 6
p==More Muggle killings, yadda, yadda.. Same old, same old..
p==Professot Snape dies a sudden death. (Dumbledore's last words to him were "I told you the position was cursed! Now i don't have a spy anymore.")
p==Wormtail kills Crookshanks (while he was in human form, of course).
p==Voldemort raids St. Mungo's, and kills Gilderoy Lockhart, who was recuperating there. A favour to the wizarding world.
pBook 7
p==Harry gets kidnaped by Voldemort, and Dumbledore goes to his rescue. Hermione refuses to go as she has to study for her NEWTs. Ron stays too. If Hermione doesn't go, he doesn't go. Too bad, Harry.
p==A big meoteorite from space comes down, killing all the deatheaters, Dumbledore, Voldemort, Harry, et al. The world is happy, especially the Hogwats students (with the exception of on Hermione Granger), no villian, and no school.
p==Moaning Myrtle is devestated. The school floods, and collapses from the damp.
p==Sirius Black buys some land in Hawaii with the money in Harry's Gringotts account and enjoys the rest of his life.
p==Draco Malfoy decides that life as a ferret suits him better. Moody grants his wish.
p==Sybill Trelawney's true talents are finally discovered, and she makes a fortune.
p==^_^