Mistaken yoda

Gollum, a nasty little creature if you ever met him. He was more ugly now. If you saw him fall into the lava you may of thought that he would of died. Well you were wrong. He lived and he was seeking his revenge. His face was melted away, his arms were red and raw. His feet were peeling away from the skin. And his eyes were beady little dots on his head. Not only that but now he had to stick stuck on his head that looked like ears. Now though he had smeared green slime all over himself to get rid of the pain. He was talking in a such a strange way now. Using the last word first. His legs were aching more then ever. He was looking at the ground that he never noticed the ship in the middle of the forest. Until of course he fell over on top of it.

"Scary, ahhhh that is so"

he ran around waving his hands in the air. He could not help but scream at this new thing. After a while he stopped and suddenly felt very memorized by its beauty.

"precious, you are"

he found himself in the cockpit. He saw all these shiny button things and started to push as many as possible.

"bing, bing, boop. Vrrrrrroooooooooooom"

and then he was off. he saw himself come right close to a tree. He panicked and started to scream once more.

"ahah, ahahahaah, ohohyby, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oh my, waaaaaaaaaaa"

"hey master windu isn't that your ship"

"yes it is. Some one has stolen it"

"yeah and they are crying like a little baby if I say so myself"

"look, its crashing, or landing very badly"

"lets go after it"

gollum felt the impact of the crash. He felt his two only teeth getting knocked out.

"oh gollum does not like that ride. Bad ride. We do not like that"

two big humans ran out in the clearing, they eyes gollum with suspicious eyes.

"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, and ahhhhhhhh again"

he was to busy running around in circles to realize that these two humans were talking about him.

" it looks a lot like yoda doesn't it."

"yep, I am guessing yoda may of gotten very hurt"

gollum stopped as one of the human walked up slowly to him.

"yo da. We arrrrrrrrre youorrrr friendsszzzzzzzzzz"

what was this thing speaking juberish maybe.

"we come innnnnnnnnnn peaceeeeeee"

without thinking he ran on top of his head and started to bang his fists on top of his skull. It was a sight to see. Gollum on top of master kenobi's head running around in circles as master windu watched with amusement.

" me hurt you, no hurt me"

"that isn't yoda"

"we isn't yoda. No yoda here is there precious?"

"no yoda"

"you must be yoda"

he jumped off his head and ran towards the forest screaming we no yoda and raising his hands out in the air.