Wouldn't it just be hilarious if these scenes actually happened in any of the HP books? I know all Harry Potter fans would be dead from an overdose of humor!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, except for my ears. And my hair. And my eyes. And my toes…

Rating: PG-13 (Some adult situations)

Why did I write this: I am bored and just got home from the funniest thing in the world.

What did I Just get back from: Harry breaks in. Harry: If you keep talking about yourself, I will use Aveda Kedavera on you! Ohhh, nananana you cant get me…

Scene One:

Harry: (dressed in a tux) (stands there, looking buff)

Hermione: (dressed like a freaky Scarlet Woman(in the words of ron) and talking all seducey like) What did you say your name was again?

Harry: Potter, Hary Potter.

Voldemort: His name is Meat, Dead meat.

Harry points his wand at Voldemort

Harry: YOU DIE NOW!!!!

Me: CUT! Harry, you are supposed to just kill him, not tell him he will die.

Harry: Why if I ever get my hands on you.

Me: (Makes Harry strip down and lick my feet)

Scene Two:

Ron: I'm a litle Weasly, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout…

Hermione: Ron, that is disgusting!

Ron: (Snickers)

Scene Three:

Group of people singing: Harry, Harry, Harry Potter, watch out for that ooh, ahh…

Hermione: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Me: Bludger.

Ron: (Starts chasing after me with club)

Me: NANANANANANA you cant get me!)

Scene Four:

Draco: I can fly!

Hermione: Draco, I think your tights are a little to tight.

Draco: Why do you say that?

Hermione: I think your little lost boy is coming out for a peek!

Draco: I am gonna kill that author!

Me: teehee! You cant get me!

Draco: Yep

Me: No

Draco: Yep

Me: shoots draco with tazer.

Draco: falls to the floor. Twitches



Author's Note: If you want more scenes, please review. I need ideas. Email them to me at squigglez07@aol.com