Hey guys, new fanfic, just to let you know, Orihime especially in this, is a bit OC, however I thought it's be fun for her character as they're all a little older in this (around 20/21). Also, be aware for language/obscenity? They're just a little 'rude' ;)
Anyways, i'll leave you to read now :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach (Apart from the chemical kind 8D )
"I'm in too deep" Rukia flopped on to her bed, slapping her hand across her face, cheeks ablazen, sighing to her roommate
"How on earth I am going to be able to focus when he's literally lying on top of me?" Her roommate sprung to her arms on her bed
"I thought you did Jujitsu?!"
"I do"
"So why did you have a guy on top of you?!"
Rukia just looked over and stared incredulously, her hair a mess, face sweaty and arms bruised
"Did you really just ask that?"
Orihime Inoue just blushed and twiddled her fingers
"Well, I did Karate not Jujitsu, and we never had people lying on us" Rukia just cocked an eyebrow
"You never did floor-strangle, slash, rape-prevention techniques?" Orihime flicked her eyes up at her
"Our sensei taught us that we should never let ourselves get pinned to the ground in the first place" She said, with a straight face. Rukia however, chucked a pillow at her, face grimacing
"Shut up"
Orihime giggled, and furthered her questioning
"But, yeah, why was he lying on top of you, and I didn't think you'd find it all that awful" She grinned wiggling her eyebrows. Rukia burned red and chucked another pillow
"Since when have you been this pervy?! Since we've got into Uni all you ever talk or hint about is sex! What ever happened to poor little innocent Inoue?!" She mocked, her eyes wide and hands grabbing at the air like beaks
"She grew up" She stated, with a shrug and small smile. Rukia rolled her eyes
"Well, like I mentioned, we were doing a floor-strangle escape technique, and I got paired with him. HIM. Of all fucking people!" Rukia groaned, pressing her hand to her face
Orihime grinned mischievously
"You enjoyed it didn't you?"
"Completely" Rukia answered, hand still on her face, Orihime burst out laughing as her friend continued to bury her face in her hands. Orihime stifled the giggles and carried on
"Rukia, why don't you just tell him? You've had this crush for about half a year! That's almost as long as mine was on Ichigo!"
"I still have no idea what you saw in him, talk about annoying. But besides, Kaien has a girlfriend Inoue, and not even, like, an insignificant one, he's been dating her for four years! That's practically marriage-kids-pop-your-clogs stuff! How can I even compete with that?" She groaned, Orihime looked to her, brows furrowed in thought, finger to her lips
"Well you could just continue to enjoy being sexually tortured in these 'escape moves' for the rest of your life, I'm sure that'll end well for you" Rukia flicked her eyes over to her best friend, whose face was dead-pan serious
"Oh fuck you" She buried her face into the mattress as Orihime burst out laughing again, wiping a tear from her eye she carried on
"Well I don't know why you won't just get over it. You know there's nothing you can do, you just need to forget about him 'that way' like I did with Ichigo"
"Eh! Excuse me! You had Ishida to take him off your mind! The only other men in that club are about 20 years older, and or married! I'd like to see you try!" She snarked, her face fuming at her friend again. Orihime couldn't lose the grin though
"Well you are at, you know, UN is there no chance of you scoring a guy here?"
"You know exactly why I can't find a guy here"
"Because you're being a prudish virgin?" Orihime deadpanned. Rukia just stared
"You know full well that I'm not a virgin anymore"
"You may as well be"
"Oh shut Uuup!" She whined buring her face in her pillow again. As much as Rukia wanted to deny it, she'd been horny for far too long, and Kaien was only making it far, far, far worse.
"Well I'd hardly count a very drunken encounter with Ichigo as losing your virginity"
"Ichigo wasn't the only one! And besides, it wasn't that bad, I even remember some of it"
"You said he was too annoying not five minutes ago!"
"Yes, but he's still not that bad in bed, at least from what I remember, you know, considering we were on a couch at Renji's flat"
"Your standards amaze me"
"I distinctly remember you and Ishida getting very feely at that party too, talking about standards. The whole thing was practically an orgy" She raised an eyebrow, resting her head on her hands as she looked at her friend
"I'd like to disassociate myself from that image entirely. It was merely half an orgy." She stated proudly, and the girls burst out laughing again. They calmed down after a moment, and Rukia continued, apparently lost somewhere long ago
"Who'dve thought we'd have changed this much, Inoue-san" She grinned to her friend, Orihime grinned back
"I know right, you turning into some confident, horny sex beast that lost her virginity on a couch at Renji's flat, to Ichigo kurosaki, my ex-sex-God" She mused in the memory
"Okay, you would have never had said he was your sex-God" Rukia dead-panned
"Little did you know"
Rukia burst out laughing
"Well, you can't talk, I distinctly remember you being a shy bumbly little girl with a very sweet crush on said sex-god. You never would have even uttered the word until we started Uni"
"I know. How did we live, Rukia?" She stared into the distance "To imagine, we were once, innocent"
Rukia shook her head
"I never was, tumblr discovered me at 15 and I never went back"
"What?! Why didn't you tell me?!" Orihime whined
"Tell you? I thought you were still in the pigtails-and-frilly-skirts stage!"
"With that as a crush? I don't think so Rukia."
"He does have a godly body, I can't deny that. But to think we're friends with him" She shook her head
"To think you shagged him, you mean"
"Meh, it happens" She blew on her fingernails and flicked her eyes to Orihime, who in turn burst out laughing
"Hang on!" She stopped giggling and shot straight up on her knees (on the bed) her finger pointed in the air
"Why don't you just have sex with Ichigo to take your mind off Kaien?"
"What?" Rukia deadpanned, her hand paused mid-air
"No, really, you're both single, he's not looking for commitment, you're practically gagging for it and you've already had the awkward-drunken-virginity sex, its perfect!" She exclaimed, eyes glittering and hands clapping furiously
"I-I am NOT gagging for it!" Rukia spluttered, grabbing on to the edge of the bed, Orihime almost mirrored her action, her face deadpanning
"Don't try and fool yourself Rukia, only last week did you, and I quote, utter the words 'I want him to go down on me for so long he has to evolve gills' Which, I may add was taken from a certain TV series we both watch"
"He-yeah, bu-"
"No buts. We're doing this Rukia"
"But Ichigo's ANNOYING! And besides, why would he want to have casual sex with me? We've been friends for 8 years, and there's nothing that's indicated he's had any interest in me." She exclaimed, arms flailing on the bed as her face crumpled and her arms folded back over, looking rather like a spilt child
"You lost your virginity to him didn't you?" Orihime spoke, her voice and position exactly the same as before. Rukias face frowned slightly, and she gripped the bed again
"Yes bu-"
"And you said yourself, he has a Godly body"
"yes bu-"
"And Rukia, believe it or not, you actually are hot, Ichigo at least sees that, or he wouldn't have fucked you"
"I never said I wasn-"
"And you only have to have sex with him, it's not like you have to talk." She finished, her hands ungripping the bed, and folding with one resting under her chin
"I'm not gonna get out of this am I?" Rukia exhumed, her body slouching forward
"Nope" Orihime chirped, a huge grin on her face
"Ugh, how are we even going to get him to agree?"
Orihime grinned mischeviously
"Oh I'm sure we'll find a way. Operation; Get Ichigo to Shag Rukia So she can forget About Kaien, commence!"
"I think you need to come up with a shorter name . . ."
So, thoughts? It's a little vulgar, but again, just a bit of fun :D What did you think? Should I continue? :)