HEY!
This just totally popped into my head while I was writing my CSI:NY/NCIS story Stupid Boy, so I decided just to write it!
PLEASE review and tell me what you think!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything...wait a second! I do own something! I own this computer that the story is on!
Computer Smarts
"Ducky?" Abby and McGee were standing outside of autopsy, waiting for the team's ME to arrive.
"Come in!" Ducky called from inside. "I am in the middle of an autopsy, but if it's important…"
"Oh it is!" Abby came bursting in. "We need you to settle something for us."
"Well I'm glad to be of service!" Ducky peeled off his gloves and walked over to the couple. "What do you need me to settle?"
Abby took a breath. "Timmy here and I were going through this file and he said something completely idiotic, so I'm trying to prove him wrong by asking people.
"Who's the best with computers? Abby or I?" McGee interrupted.
Ducky looked long and hard at the two. "I…I don't believe I can answer that. You're both very thorough in your work, and…"
Abby sighed. "Well do you know anyone who can?"
"I would go ask Caitlin and Tony." Ducky said and turned around. "Now if you excuse me, I have a body to get back to. So good day to you both." Ducky turned around to see both were already gone. "Huh?"
NCIS
"Come on Tony!" Abby begged. "We need your opinion!"
"Well Abs, even though I would love to answer this, I can't, you're both to good at what you do!" Tony threw the file he was reading on his desk.
Abby thought for a minute. "What if it was who you liked better?"
McGee elbowed her. "That's not fair, I know he would choose you!"
"So! No one else has given us an answer yet!" Abby replied.
"Katie! Thank God!" Tony yelled as his partner entered the bullpen.
"Well Tony I'm sorry to say that I didn't miss you that much." Kate replied with a smile.
Abby perked up. "Kate who is the best with computers on this team?"
Kate looked up to see the three members standing around her desk. "Oh I know without a doubt!"
"Well…"Abby started.
"Who is it?!?!" Tim exclaimed.
"Without question, it's Gibbs." Kate sat down.
"WHAT?" everyone replied.
Kate leaned forward on her desk. "Abby what do you do when someone is hacking you?"
"Hack them right back and set up a firewall." Abby replied proudly.
"And you Tim?" Kate asked.
"Um, I just type the codes to weasel out and set up a firewall." He informed.
Gibbs walked through the bullpen carrying a cup of coffee. "Gibbs what do you do when someone is hacking you?" Kate asked.
Gibbs looked up. "Unplug the damn thing. Now come on we have a case." He tossed the keys to Tony. "Gas the truck. Kate call Ducky. McGee stay here and help Abby with this." Gibbs tossed McGee a computer chip.
Kate picked up her gear and looked at Tim and Abby with a smile before she left.
"And that's why I never ask her questions about what she thinks of my love life." Tony said as he left, leaving Abby and McGee standing there speechless.
So there you go! Please review and tell me what you think!
P.S: If you like this, go check out STUPID BOY on the CSI:NY boards. You might want to read the prequel SHE'S EVERYTHING first, but you know...