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I wrote this cause I can't find my cat Binx. I miss him. Shout out to my friends and fans



The Search for Kee's Cat



The scene is at the Youth Fair everyone is waiting for Kee who is on his 8th bag of cotton candy



Rose: Is he done?

Kee: 8888888IHAD8ANDGOING FOR9ENERGYENERGYEEEEENNNNNNEEEERRRRGGGGGGGYYY

Meru: Nope…I WANT A CORNDOG

Shana: Dart lets go ride the tunnel of love

Dart: Ok Lloyd lets go on

Lloyd: …I don't flow that way…

Dart: …Crap now I gotta go with lil miss pure-of-heart

Shana: YAY!

Dart & Shana leave so does Lloyd because Dart has a thing for him and Kee is getting ready to kill him at any second

Meru: I wanna go to the Gravitron

Kee: Me too

Kee and Meru leave to go on while the others, except for Kongol, go ride a roller coaster

Kongol: Kongol go ride that one

Kongol points to the Baby-Butterfly a ride that goes 1mph around a circle. So he rides on

Kongol: TOO FAST TOO FAST NOOOOO!!!

Later at home Kee is playing with his cat, Binx, a cat the looks identical to Cait Sith from FF7. And the dolls he won

Kee: You're the greatest cat on the world I wuv you Binx

Binx: Meow

Kee: Im gonna open the window so I can remember to trick Dart in telling him that Lloyd told him to jump out of the window

Kee opens the window and goes to sleep

Kee: Good night Binx I'll see ya in the morning

That morning

Kee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Everyone runs in

Dragoons: What?!

Kee: My cat is gone WAAAAAHHHHHHH

Haschel: Kee had a cat?

Rose: Who cares?

Kee: You sacrificed him didn't you? You evil bitch TELL ME!!!!!

Rose: No! That's goats

Haschel: The Window is open

Kee: ::sniff:: Dart, Lloyd said to throw yourself out the window

Dart: REALLY!!!!

Dart throws himself out of the window but still live

Rose: How dumb can he be? That's the 45th time these 3 days

Kee: Im gonna look for Binx y'all can help if you want

All: Alright

Each person went to a different continent to search except for Albert

North America

Dart: The hell with it I'll just get Kee a new cat

Dart buys a toy cat and when he finds Kee

Kee: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR FIND HHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Dart Keeps searching

South America

Shana&Miranda: This place is weird

Shana: The People talk funny

Man: Hola muchachas los culos son grandes (translation: Hello girls your asses are big)

Miranda: riiiiiiiight

Shana: Why are we here again?

Miranda: Uhhhhhh I dunno I wasn't supposed to be in this fic

Shana: Ok then SHOPPING SPREEEEEEE

Shana and Miranda go shopping…but can't buy anything because they have no money

Europe

Kongol: People here are mean…No cat here

Person: BONJOUR!!!!! Stupid American

Kongol: Kongol Pretend like he no hear that

Person: Damn strait

Kongol: BBBRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDD

Kongol eats all the breads fattening up like a prize f*cking heffer. Now Kongol is like a beach ball so he has to go back home

Back home

Kee: GET OOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT YOU F*CKING COW UNTIL FOR FIND HIM

Kongol: Kongol not that fat WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Kee: Sniff if anyone needs me ima drown my sorrows in pool water

Kee leans over and falls in his pool…full of chocolate syrup and drinks it all

Ok ok its not that funny…but this is more drama so please review