I Wake Up Then I Die, a harry potter fanfic

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

Could be connected to "The Small Problem" and "What Kind Of Quidditch And Broomsticks" but could easily stand alone. It's like a side-story or something.

"Wake up, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail!"

"Zzz..."

"Oh, come on! Well, I guess I have to go to Plan B."

"..."

"Zzz..."

"What the...? HOW DID SPILLING ICE COLD WATER IN THEIR FACES NOT WORK? Great, they're dripping wet now. Time for Plan C, then."

"Zzz..."

"MOONY, YOU'RE LATE FOR CLASSES! WORMTAIL, YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND'S OUTSIDE WAITING FOR YOU! PADFOOT, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR BREAKFAST!"

"Zzz..."

"... I have honestly no idea how that didn't work. Plan D?"

"Zzz..."

"Heave, ho, HARRUMPH! There, now, if I could just levitate them in the lake, surely they'll wake up."

"AH!"

"Oh, finally! I dipped ice-cold water on your faces, shouted at you that you were late for your little appointments and even told you to just wake up! Seriously, how did that not work?"

"WE CAN'T SWIM YOU GIT!"

"Oh... that's gonna be a problem. Some first year grabbed my wand just now. WAIT, NO, DON'T DROWN ON ME! I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DIE!"

And that was how Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail died. THE END.

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