I don't own anything ::Cries::
WHEN VICTOR AND DRACULA THUMB WRESTLE!!!!
There is no scene so just enjoy it in all it's randomness.
Victor and Dracula are thumb wrestling.
Victor:..so then the filthy Lycan married my daughter!
Dracula: What happened after that?
Victor: I killed her.
Dracula: Good man.
Victor: Since I'm a good man will you let me win?
Dracula: No.
Victor: :Sigh: I don't even miss Sonja anymore.
Lucian (OS): I'LL KEEEL YOU!!!!!
Lucian goes for Victors throat.
Dracula snaps his fingers.
Dracula: VELKAN!
Velkan runs out and starts the seizure esque transformation.
Lucian (to Velkan): You work for this guy!?
Velkan: Yeah...(twitches)
Lucian: How can you degrade yourself to that level! And he's got you in a lion cloth too!
Velkan: Aren't all werewolves slaves to vampires?
Lucian: LYCANS aren't slaves to anybody! We used to be but then we rebeled! I was the leader! I couldn't see anymore of their beatin' our children and rapin' our women and hangin' us for insolence! We're their sworn enemies now! :Smiles at his own genius:
Velkan (to Dracula): YOU KEPT ME IN THE DARK! I WON'T BE YOUR BITCH ANYMORE BECAUSE I AM NOT A MACHINE!
Velkan runs out of the room with his hands in the air screaming: VIVE LE RESISTANCE!
Lucian: (Blinks and watches the thumb wrestling.) So who's winning?
Both: I am.
Both: No you're not!
Both -shifty eyes-
REVEIW!