Disclaimer: I do not own Mario…I could go for some pizza now though…
First Fic….i wrote it when I with my two friends and they are crazy and wanted me to write a Mario fic so I did….criticizes welcomed, J
'To Late For Love'
"Mario?" Luigi looked around the Mushroom Kindom.
No one answered. Luigi went to call upon Princess Peach.
"Peach, have you seen Mario?"
The Princess looked at Luigi and smiled, then realizing the question, cause she's stupid answered stupidly. "Duh… I ain't seen no Mario!"
Luigi sighed and exited out the door.
"She really should go to a asylum." Luigi thought out loud.
The Next thing Luigi knew, he saw a red hat floating in the wind.
'Mario'…Luigi thought; his heart swelling at the sight of a stupid red hat. It was Mario's though. Luigi started to panic and run around the corner of strategically placed bushes to see Mario's body sprawled across the ground.
"MARIO!" Luigi rushed to his side. "Oh my, what has happened to you, brother?"
"B-B-Bowserrrr…" Mario said drearily. Blood was everywhere. The back of his head has banged up and the blood on the ground was shaped like a building on water.
'Oh no'… Luigi Thought.
"I…Love…You…Bro.." And at the moment Luigi knew that his brother couldn't finish on crappy word, and he had pasted away.
"NOOOOOO!!!" Luigi stated angrily. " I should have told you!! I should have said something sooner when I saw you naked with one of the Koopa Bros.! And now you'll never know!" And Luigi cried…for 84787 days.
"Oh Luigi, you will never know I really loved you. Oh well…" At that moment, Mario's ghost went up to heaven and partied the rest of the century…
And nine months after the first time that Ghost Mario partied, Abraham Lincoln gave birth to a beautifully ugly child named Bobby.