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Chapter 1: Does Hinata Stalk Naruto?

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Warning: all the answers are most likely completely untrue and insanely weird.

Question: Does Hinata Stalk Naruto?

Answer: Hell yeah.

"Hinata!"

Hinata wheeled around to find her teammate, Kiba, standing near her. Akamaru barked.

"H-hello, Kiba-kun." she responded.

"Hi," responded the loudmouth. "Where are you going?"

"Home." she replied, a little uneasy. She never liked it at home, there was a lot of pressure: from her father, Hanabi, especially Neji, who just seemed to BE there. That was scary. No, it wasn't. He was just there, and he was a genius, and she was a lowly heiress of the main house. Don't ask why it's lowly though.

Kiba grinned. "Hinata, do you like Naruto?"

"Huh?" Hinata felt her face flush rapidly, and Kiba saw her face as a ripe tomato. He laughed.

"HAHAHAHA!!" Now he was laughing really hard and Akamaru barked for him to stop. You see, Hinata's poor face was hot and REALLY REALLY red. "Sorry," he grinned again. "I was a little nervous that you might of liked Sasuke, and that would make me really upset."

Hinata sighed with relief. She thought since Kiba had lost to Naruto, maybe he would have been upset. But he seemed fine, so she was happy.

"Thank you, Kiba-kun." she responded, before hurrying off.

5 seconds later, it seemed Kiba would die laughing.

As Hinata was passing by though, she saw Naruto walking. Was he walking home? Was he buying something? Was he training? Was he going out with another girl?

The last comment made Hinata nervous, so she decided to follow him, just to make sure.

Yeah right.

The first thing she saw was him going into the woods. Could he be training? Could he be going out with another girl in the woods?

The last comment made Hinata nervous, so she decided to follow him, just to make sure.

"Naruto, you're late," Sasuke stated…Sasuke-ish.

"Naruto, are you catching Kakashi-sensei's disease?" asked Sakura.

"Sorry." muttered Naruto.

Hinata watched, and watched, and WATCHED. For about an hour.

and hour and a half.

and hour and 30 minutes.

Finally:

"Your aim is off."

"Yeah," Naruto responded. "Maybe I should go see that Tenten girl."

The other two nodded as to say, "no kidding."

But HINATA was nervous.

I mean, Naruto was probably asking advice, since Tenten has perfect aim and all, but what if he could be…secretly going out with her?

The last comment made Hinata nervous, so she decided to follow him, just to make sure.

"Ah! Neji, fuzzy brows! and uh…Tenten, right?"

The three looked at him strangely.

"Yes." Tenten responded.

Naruto inwardly patted himself on the back. "Uh, Tenten, my aim is off, can you help me?"

The three looked at him strangely again, then Tenten went over to him while Lee and Neji continued to train.

"Show me how you throw."

Naruto threw a kunai. Five seconds later they heard a small sound. The knife, which SHOULD have hit a target, hit a tree 6 feet AWAY from the target.

"You have the right posture."

"And?"

"You have the right method."

"And?"

"You seem like you're aiming."

"And?"

"Are you even aiming at the target?"

Naruto whistled and took a step back. "WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO HOME BYE."

He was really running home.

But HINATA was nervous. He could just be tired. Or he could be hungry. Or he could just want to shower. BUT THEN AGAIN, HE COULD HAVE BEEN MEETING A GIRL THERE.

And you know what?

The last comment made Hinata nervous, so she decided to follow him, just to make sure.

No girl, he was going straight into bed. He COULD have been tired. But then again, he COULD HAVE BEEN meeting a girl there, then have some HAWT sex in there.

The last comment made Hinata nervous, so she decided to follow him, just to make sure.

And that day was normal. Hinata went back to her house and went to sleep.

But then the next day, she woke up, just to the thought of:

Naruto could be training. Naruto could be eating. Naruto could have been doing any other thing than-

-GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN HINATA THAT DAY.

Guess what?

The last comment made Hinata nervous, so she decided to follow him, just to make sure.

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Next chapter (If I decide to continue this): Why the fan? (Little Sasuke)