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Gundam WEED Chapter: 1 This Is Only The Beginning
Djibril was eating corn in that room place he is always found hanging around. You know, that room with the pool table, the many tv screens, the booze and his cat? Anyways, he was happily petting his cat as he ate his corn, spinning on a computer chair. (Djibril reminds me of the bad guy from Inspector Gadget for some reason… it must be because of his kitty-cat…)
His cell phone rang suddenly so he picked it up.
"Hellooo?"
"Hello, Pizza Pizza, how may I help you?"
"Stop fooling around, what do you want!" said Djibril bluntly.
"Um, sorry sir. You have a very important conference call with the chairman of PLANT."
"Oh yeah… I forgot… connect him then." Ordered Djibril as he applied his CoverGirl mauve lipstick onto his dry wrinkly lips. Dullindal's calm face appeared on the bigger centre screen of Djibril's room of screens.
"Hello Djibril… long time no see." Said Dullindal, very smoothly.
"Why the hell are you calling me now? I'm eating corn do you mind? Do you know what happens to people who interfere with my precious corn time?"
"We have important issues to discuss, remember?"
"Can't we wait until I finish my corn?"
"No. It is necessary that we discuss these issues immediately. Should I put chili sauce or yogurt sauce in my cereal?"
"Both. Put both. That's how it makes my precious corn taste tasty."
"I see." Said Dullindal as he slowly nodded his head. "Did you know that 90 percent of your stupid planet's corn is genetically fooled around with?"
"WHAT!?" Exclaimed Djibril as he fell from his chair. A tiny piece of corn traveled from in between Djibril's teeth all the way to the back of his throat, blocking his airways, leading him to choke.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Shit, Djiblit you're funny!" said Dullindal laughing loud as his face still remained calm, and as his eyes remained glazed and free of all emotion.
"Ahhh.. Kwagh…" Djibril was choking, twitching on the floor. His plate fell from his hand and shattered on the hardwood floor, making a corny mess all over the place. His fork flew from his other hand, landing directly into his cat's eye. Dullindal kept on laughing until Djibril eventually composed himself.
"You are one funny guy, Djiblit…. Hahaha"
"For your big fat information, my name is Djibril! Not Djiblit!"
"I see."
"What's with that smoke in the background anyways?"
"Weed, man… I'm smoking up a joint. Would you like to join me?"
"Fuck no! There is no way in the world I would be caught smoking Coordinator crack!"
"But I just caught you eating coordinator corn."
"That's not the point! I know one thing for sure that Natural pot is better than any shit Coordinators smoke. Its truly pure, unfooled around with, and … and .. it's just better!"
"So you think. You're just saying that cuz you can't handle my stash!"
"Any weed Coordinators could grow, Naturals could grow better!"
"Coordinator smoke better weed that Naturals do."
"No they don't!"
"Yes they do!"
"No they don't!"
"Yes they do!"
"No they don't!"
"Yes they do!"
"No they don't!"
"Yes they do!"
"No they don't!"
"Yes they do!"
"Oh yeah?" said Djibril all pumped up in the argument
"Oh yeah!" said Dullindal just like the Kool-Aid jug.
"Bring it on, bitch!"
"Damn right! This means WAR!"
So, there began the war between Earth and PLANT over whether Naturals or Coordinators had the best stash of happy grass.
And, now, Lacus Clyne will perform the opening song, Fields of Dope… because I said so.
Hello? Lacus? Get your head out of the clouds and start singing NOW before I kill you! We don't have all day now! Sheesh……
"Oh, sorry, Narrator…. Teehee… Here goes!"
'Peace and love, and peace and love,
Peace and love, and peace and love,
Peace and love, and peace and love,
And peace and love,
Peace and love, and peace and love,
Peace and love, and peace and love,
Peace and love, and peace and love,
And peace and love,
CHORUS:
We dance all day long in a field of smiling
Little yellow laughing flowers
And everyday we appreciate our daze,
And we always smile
Fields of dope
Peace and love, and peace and love,
Peace and love, and peace and love,
Peace and love, and peace and love,
And peace and love,
Peace and love, and peace and love,
Peace and love, and peace and love,
Peace and love, and peace and love,
And peace and love,
CHORUSAnd the days and the hours go so fastly
And all the colours are flying by
It's a supper trip
Don't forget to smell the
Feilds of dope
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
FIELDS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Well, That's t for now… This is just the intro. The next chapter will be about… Hey! I wont tell you now! Read and find out for yourself, because I am holding a gun to the back of your head right now at this second. So if you don't review and keep reading, I will blow your brains out. However, if you do review and keep reading, I will reward you with a few joints. If you do not smoke pot, I will reward you with chocolate. If you do no like chocolate, too bad, you get nothing for continuing. Toodles noodles!