Story: Uchiha Eyes

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto...i'd be worried if we did

Authors: HoodiLuv and YoungDarkPegasus

A/N: Recommended that you read this out loud in a dramatic voice.

Through the long years , the Uchiha clan has suffered a curse like no other. They can't help it, and there is no stopping it. Just once glance can do. Their eyes are their power. If you think I'm talking about the Sharingan, you're wrong. The Sharingan doesn't even need to be activated.

The true power of the Uchiha, is their ability to-with a glance-make a fangirl explode.

It's true, with their beautiful black eyes if they look at you long enough, your body will explode. The only ones immune to this are other Uchihas.

_LINE BREAK_

"Hey Itachi, date me!" a random fangirl yelled to the Uchiha heir. Fed up, Itachi turned around and stared at her with his black, souless eyes.

'OMG HE'S LOOKING AT ME' is all that ran through the poor girls mind. Looking at the beautiful black ey-

*BOOOOOOOM*

Bits of the poor, unfortunate girl scattered around the street. Itachi backed away...slowly.

_LINE BREAK_

"Hokage-sama the Uchihas...one of them did it again" The Anbu reported quietly.

"GODDAMIT! THIS IS WHY ANBU WEAR MASKS! AND WHY MOST THE UCHIHAS ARE IN ANBU" the Hokage ranted.

"Maybe we can wipe them out" Danzo in the corner muttered.

"We can't do that, they'd wipe out a third of out population! Have you not seen that glance? It's fuck mothering gorgeous. Besides only another Uchiha is immune to the glance." The Hokage murmured while going back to his porn.

Danzo glanced to the sky..."time to send in Itachi."

_After Massacre_

"WHY IS SASUKE STILL ALIVE?! YOU WHERE ORDERED TO KILL THEM ALL! Do you realize the negative repercussions this will have since you let him live? It's all gonna butterfly effect until the 4th ninja war! I've seen the episodes dude they don't end well for anyone! All the sexy ones are dying, the dream is collapsing i'm freaking out man, Freaking out!" Danzo yelled/said (4th wall will not stand)

"What are you speaking of?" Itachi asked.

He continued with "We're Uchihas, you can't kill all of us, we're too damn sexy".

*END*

And thus the TRUE story of the reasons the Uchihas where wiped out.

A/N from HoodIluv- YoungDarkPegasus and I would like to apologize for the inconstant characters we were in the middle of history class and decided that the Uchiha's could make girls spontaneously combust.

A/N from YoungDarkPegasus-Ahh History class, where crack comes alive in this form.