Ask Naruto!

Me: I don't own Naruto. cry,cry sob,sob

Note: I poke fun at Sasuke in this. If you're a Sasuke fangirl, sorry. It's all in fun.

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"Talking"

'thinking'

-actions-

"YELLING/SHOUTING"

Inner Sakura

Lyrics ( I put this in every chapter.Doesn't matter if I use it or not.)

There are 15 people right now. The rookie 9, Team Gai, and the Sand Sibs are 14 right now. Why? Because I said so. There are only 14 chairs. Sasgay doesn't get a chair because he sucks. ;)

Naruto: "Why are wehere?"

Sakura: "What did you do?"

Naruto: "NOTHING!!!!"

Voice: -giggle-

Kankuro: "Who or what was that?"

Voice: "Just me..."

Sasgay: "Who are you?! Show yourself!"

Voice: "Why?"

Sasgay: "Because I said so!"

Voice: "Who are you?"

Sasgay: "Uchiha Sasuke. Heir to the Uchiha."

Voice: "Would you like a medal or a chest to pin it on?"

Sasgay: -glares into nothingness-

Neji: "Who are you?"

Sakura: "Neji, if she didn't answer the great Sasuke, why would she answer you?"

Voice: "Shut the hell up pinky! I am Kasumi."

Sakura: -pouts-

Tenten: "Can you show yourself?"

Kasumi: "Sure"

- POOF!- A 14 year old girl with shoulder length brown hair with blonde highlights appeared next to Neji with a chair. She had deep green eyes with speckles of blue and yellow in them. She was wearing black jeans and a sparkly, blue tank top.

Neji: -massive nosebleed-

Naruto/Lee/ Kiba/ Gaara/Kankuro: -drool-

Shino/ Shikamaru/Choji: "Wow"

Sasgay: "Whatever"

Sakura/ Ino/ Tenten/ Temari: 'She's prettier than me. She is so dead.'

Hinata: 'She seems nice.'

Voice 2: Kasumi. What are you doing?

Who is this other mysterious voice? It will be revealed in the next chapter if I get questions. Bye-bye! -Kasumi (short chapter I know. Chapters will be longer if I get questions)