One Day, in a kitchen hopefully far far away from you

Home Ec. RvB Style

BLUE TEAM

Church: Tucker, what the hell?
Tucker: What did I do?
Church: You know what you did

2 minutes earlier

Tucker: Well…I think the pancakes are done

(Looks at a plate of burnt pancake-type things)

Caboose: Is the stove hot?
Tucker: Uh…
Caboose: Can I touch it?
Tucker: Sure Caboose….

(Caboose places his hand on the stove)

A moments silence

Caboose: Ouchie…

(Church walks in and sees Caboose)

Church: Caboose, what're you… TUCKER!!!!
Tucker: What?

RED TEAM

Donut: And now we put the pie into the oven and let it bake for 20 minutes or until golden brown.
Here's another I prepared earlier.

(Pulls out a pie)

Simmons: Hey that pie smells good, what're you two doing in here?
Donut: Making a Thanksgiving dinner. How's the roast going Sarge?
Sarge: Erm… the roast Grif, I mean TURKEY, is going just fine

(Grif in oven)

Grif: Help me…
Simmons: Where'd Grif go? (Sees turkey on bench) Wait… if the turkey's on the bench, then what's in the oven?
Grif: He-lp me… Sim-mons

BLUE TEAM

Church: Why's Caboose touching the stove?
Tucker: I dunno
Church: Tucker, what the hell?
Tucker: What did I do?
Church: You know what you did. What'd I tell you not to do?
Tucker: Not let Caboose touch the stove
Church: And what's Caboose doing?
Tucker: He's touching the hotplate

(Church looks at Caboose)

Church: Oh, in that case forget about it
Tex: Hey guys, wanna go for pizza?
Church/Tucker: Kay

(They leave, Caboose still touching the stove)

RED TEAM

(The red team is seated around a dining table)

Donut: Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Sarge, will you do the honours?

(Sarge takes out an energy sword)

Simmons: I don't remember us having an energy sword
Sarge: I borrowed it from our Blue friends. DONUT!! Bring out the roast.

(Donut brings out a silver platter with Grif tied up on top of it)

Simmons: Why is Grif tied up?
Sarge: Don't make fun of the turkeys deformities private
Reds: Happy Thanksgiving!!

- BLACK SCREEN - End of episode -

Caboose: Where'd everyone go? Hello? Ouchie ouchie….