"This is-",he scowled as he watched crumbs fall to the glass table. She pointed at the food eagerly, nodding her head like a maniac. "This is really good!"

She took a tablespoon-full and shoved it into her mouth, shaking and swinging her head as if in a trance.

"I think you should order some too!", he smirked as he came up with an idea. A master plan to save her from self destructing.

"Or maybe I can just have some of yours?"

She snatched the plate from the table and held it to her bosom protectively. She practically cried the next sentence out.

"No way, asshole! Get your own!"

His eyes widened in shock, then narrowed dangerously. Every person in the cafe turned their attention to him, earning death glares from an infuriated Sasuke.

"Hinata...", he said in a warning tone. He's had enough.

"What?"

Sasuke jumped up and grabbed the plate and spoon from her hands, leaving a wide eyed Hinata in tow.

Her eyes became two dark slits.

Hinata pushed away from the table and stood up. She stomped her feet as she went to stand in front of Sasuke. She snatched the plate and spoon back with speed Sasuke had never witnessed and pointed the spoon at his face.

"you're just mad, cause you have no cheesecake and you want some cheesecake and so you want to take mine?! MINE?! My sweet cheesecake?!", she pushed him back with the spoon. "It's my cheesecake and I love my cheesecake and I can't believe you'd d-do that to me in front of all of these people! All I had was a bite (and five other whole cakes), and here you come and snatch m-my cheese cake! I said no the first time! No means no, asshole, whether you fucking like it or not! NEVER TOUCH MY CHEESECAKE AGAIN UCHIHA SASUKE, OR I'LL GUT YOU, BAKE A CHEESECAKE WITH YOUR INSIDES AND FORCE FEED IT TO YOU!"

A collective 'eww' echoed through the place.

Sasuke stared at her as she walked out of the door with her cheesecake, mumbling strange things.

It must have been that time of the month...


(A/N) LOL...True story. ^_^