Kili has a permanent scowl on his face. He blames Fili, and Fili blames the designers of their Lego bodies.
'It's easy for you,' Kili says. 'You can turn your head around and there's a completely different face on it. Both of mine are the same except one shows more teeth.'
Fili smiles. He has a smiling face by default. 'You should look on the bright side, brother. We were part of the special preview Mirkwood Spiders set. It is an honour.'
'I don't even know what happens in Mirkwood. The movie hasn't come out yet.'
'You haven't read the book?'
Kili shakes his head. 'I, er, haven't got around to it.'
'Oh, brother.' Fili sighs. 'You should really read it.'
'Well it's a bit difficult when books aren't Lego person sized. Especially since we are dwarves.'
'Have you not heard of e-books?'
Kili rolls his eyes and the two of them are silent for a few moments.
'Fili,' Kili says. 'Why did the designers give you a quiver?'
Fili looks surprised at the question. 'I don't know if they did. I thought I would just bring some extra arrows in case you ran out.'
If it is at all possible, Kili's scowl deepens. 'Oh my Tolkien, you are so embarassing. Have you told any of the others yet?'
'No, our owner hasn't bought any other Lego sets.'
'Don't tell anyone.'
'It's physically impossible for me to tell any other member of our company, Kili.'
'Everyone knows that one does not simply buy one Lego set. The others will come.'
'I know you run out all the time.'
'I hate you.'
'Anyway, I don't mind carrying the extra arrows. They're not that heavy. I worry about you, baby brother.'
Kili scowls. Fili might blame the designers, but deep down Kili is sure the fault lies with his brother.