I walked into my favorite restaurant, McLean's, Buffalo Kingdom, they did the most amazing Buffalo Wings and had an all you can eat policy. The waitress greeted me with a friendly smile,
"Hey Bridgette, still going veggie or have you finally given in to the buffalo wings?" I asked the waitress I know well, I guess when you come here everyday you begin to get to know people.
"No Owen, I am still a vegetarian, if you ask me I think that all this chicken around here just being thrown away is a waste and I don't really like the all you can eat policy, but a girl's gotta make money somewhere right, now if you wish to follow me, I will seat you at a table," she walked off and I promptly followed the blond girl in the Buffalo Kingdom uniform, the orangey red skirt only just covering her butt, she subconsciously tried to pull it down but the material made it just spring back up, "McLean and his perverted desires," I heard her grumble and couldn't help but agree, the uniforms were kinda slutty with the short short skirts and a top that only just about covered most of her boobs due to the top buttons, 'suspiciously' missing.
She led me to my table and set a menu in front of me, "Should I just get you your all you can eat special again?" she asked, I nodded at her, my eyes were elsewhere, captivated by a girl on the opposite side of the room, her black hair in an extravagant pouf. She was currently spraying her hair using hair spray, as well as rubbing in a brown substance onto her skin simultaneously. She was beautiful, as Bridgette walked off I walked up to her and tried to speak to her,
"Hey," I started a conversation up with the beauty,
"Can I help yoo," she said with a thick Jersey accent,
"Well I just thought I'd say hi and just how beautiful you were,"
"Umm thank yoo, , but um are yoo tryin to floit wit me?" she asked,
"That was kinda the plan," I said, nervously chuckling,
"Vito, get yo ass out here noww," the girl screamed as a shirtless man with slicked back hair,
"What's up Ann Maria,"
"Dis dude wight here waz tryin to floit wit me,"
"Oh oh you flirtin with my girl know, huh," he began to advance on me, his fists raised, I once again chuckled nervously and backed away from the shirtless guy,
"Hehehe, I didn't know she had a date I thought she was alone,"
"So you didn't realize she had two plates of food,"
"I thought she had a big appetite like me," Vito swung a punch at me, hitting me in the nose, blood began to gush out as he punched me in the gut, I was winded and ended up on the floor, a nervous crowd had begun to gather round and chatter, some nervous others in enjoyment as they hedged bets on who would win.
The girl that had got me into this mess walked up and stood over me, a can of hairspray in hand, "Never floit wit me again," she sprayed the can in my face and I began to splutter as a booted foot came crashing down on my face and I blacked out.
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