Why Kenny Should Close His Eyes
A/N: Kenpachi has to go for an vaccination. What goes on in the 4th squad infirmary stays in the infirmary.
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN BLEACH.
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FLASHBACK
It was a wonderful day for Zaraki Kenpachi, Captain of 11th squad. He had fought 10 hollows (none of them strong enough. Che!), but the best part was he had got word that Kurosaki Ichigo had come to Soul Society. He couldn't wait to fight the strawberry who was currently in Rukongai.
As he was headed an unidentified shinigami of an unidentified squad came hurtling with a zanpakutou that could rival a…nail.
Zaraki dodged his pansy attack and slapped him on the back knocking him out (well duh!)
But something was stinging his foot. When inspected by Yachiru, it was found that the pansy's nail had pierced his foot. No problem for the ferocious captain. But….the nail was rusted. No problem. But..Yachiru, who had spent the morning with Unohana- taichou was convinced he needed a tetanus injection.
OOOOOOOOOHHHNNNNNNNNOOOOOO! He pansily shrieked which was quite unlike him.
Zaraki promptly fainted but was saved from kissing the ground thanks to Yachiru's super-shinigami strength and was carried to the 4th squad infirmary.
And that is why at the moment Yachiru was trying to calm Kenny.
"Daijobu, Kenny . it doesn't hurt. It's just a need-", said Yachiru
" NNNOOOOOOOO! DON'T SAY IIIIIT!" screamed Zaraki shaking the room.
Who'd have thought that one of the strongest captains of Seireitei was afraid of….needles.
Along with his yelling Zaraki also started releasing enormous amounts of spiritual pressure.
"Come now Kenny. Tell you what. I'll tell you when itis gonna come and you just close your eyes, kay?"
At that moment Unohana- taichou of the 4th squad steps in.
"Braidy-chan!"
Unohana speaks icily with her OH-SO creepy smile," Zaraki- taichou I would appreciate it if you would tone down your reiatsu before I lack a squad"
Zaraki immediately complied. Even he wasn't stupid enough to disobey the calm female.
"Kusajishi- fukutaichou has already informed me of your-ahem- phobia", Unohana said resisting the urge to grin.
Zaraki glared at his 'daughter' while she smiled like an idiot.
As Unohana went to get the syringe , Zaraki began breathing heavily.
"Ken-chan it's here", informed Yachiru.
Zaraki immediately closed his eyes and started whimpering " Happy thoughts, happy thoughts…killing Ichigo yeah…killing the Kuchiki brat….. mhmmmmm…..going on a killing spree…..ooohhh yeah!"
And so he was totally unaware when the needle pierced his skin, brushing it off as an ant bite.
"Zaraki taichou it's over", came the serene voice, "you can open your eyes now."
"What that was nothing! May be I was being a pansy for nothin'." Yelled Zaraki as Unohana was clearing the place.
"But you know Kenny you were really brave!" said Yachiru with sparkly eyes
"Why'd you say that, Yachiru?" asked Zaraki quirking an eyebrow.
"Cuz you know Braidy-chan did that", she said stabbing the air with one of the needle attached syringes, "on your arm and you still didn't say a word."
A deafening silence filled the infirmary…
"Perhaps I should bring a stretcher for Zaraki-taichou" contemplated Unohana.
"Kenny?" Yachiru poked the captain….
THUD!
Zaraki had passed out after listening to Yachiru's descriptive explanation.
"I probably should bring it" sighed the 4th squad captain shaking her head.
Fin.
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