It was late in the evening as I returned home from polar bear hunting with my friend Ryan from Canada. And I was out of it so I headed straight to bed without anything to eat. After a few hours of sleeping I arose to discover my friend Ryan was in my living room watching a horror movie. So I slowly reached for my pistol and loaded it and walked into the living room. As I put the pistol to the back of his head he let out a loud scream causing me to smack myself in the face with the barrel of the pistol. Then he turned around and asked me what I was doing. I was ether going to tell him I was about to waste his ass or I was about to shoot myself so I took the obvious route. I told him the pistol was fake and it was loaded with water and I was about to use it to wash up with. Then we heard a loud bang from the bathroom. We ran to the bathroom to find the plumber with his hand stuck in the toilet, we just laughed and slammed the door shut and went out to go get something to eat. On our way to the restaurant my friend Ryan asked me if I wanted a can of beer. I took out my pistol and smacked him across the face with the butt of its handle. As we pulled up to the restaurant we took our mask's out of the backseat and put them on then we pulled our pistol's out and loaded them, we walked into the restaurant and held our pistol's the head of the cashier, we then demanded that the cashier give us two double-sized burger's and two large soft drink's the cashier handed us the item's we requested and then we walked out like nothing happened. We got into the car and drove it to the local chop shop and changed the plates and then headed home and ate our burgers.
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