Author's Note: A very short version of 'Joy to the World.' I made it short so I won't keep thinking on ways to kill Relena. Besides, it's violent enough! Oh well!

RELENA LOVERS, GET OUT NOW!!!!

Requirements
=HAVE A TWISTED AND TWISTED MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!=
=IT'S NOT YOUR EVERDAY JOKE. MAY REQUIRE A LITTLE THINKING=
=ALSO, MAY BE QUOTE ON QUOTE NASTY!!!!!!=
=A LOT OF VIOLENCE!!!!!=
=FANFICTION IS REALLY CHEESY!=
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JOY TO THE WORLD
Joy to the world!
Relena is dead!
Heero killed and shot her head!

Embalm her worthless little heart
Prepare to cut her small, tiny foot,
And flush her down the toilet,
So Mario and Luigi can come and fix it!
So we can live in chaos during Christmas!
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