(Note: I got the transcript from a website that I don't know the name of so as long as I put this it's ok I'm not plagiarizing and my characters name is Ivy)

I sat in my seat like everyday, behind Dib…Bored as hell….

"Class, I would like to introduce the newest, hopeless appendage to the student body. His name is... Zim. Zim, if you have something to say, say it now, because after this moment, I don't wanna hear another sound from you!"

Miss. Bitters yelled to a…green boy standing next to her in front of the room….

'Great….' I thought laying my head down on my desk, but lifting back up to look at the new kid.

"Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm baby." He said to the class.

As he talks, the class is still bored and uninterested except for Dib who's pointing and stareing with his mouth open at Zim.

I rolled my eyes. This isn't the first time he's done that….

"You have nothing, absolutely nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine." Zim said putting his hands above him.

"Take your seat now, Zim." Miss. Bitters said

Zim walked with his arms outstretched to an empty desk in the front row.

"Today's lecture is about outer space... and how it will eventually implode in on itself!" Miss. Bitters started

Zim stood on his desk with both arms up.

Miss. Bitters gives him the: .0 look

I just watch the show…

' This guys weird…' I thought

"Yes, Zim?"

Zim sits back down and puts his hands on top of his desk.

"In the event of, say, a full scale alien invasion, how prepared do you think this planet's defenses would be? Tell me!" He said going psycho at the end there.

"As I was saying, the universe is just doomed. Doom, doom, doooooom!" A bug crawled across Miss. Bitters face and she repeated the word 'doom'.

I rolled my eyes again, taking out my sketchbook out and drawing…

"Okay, am I the only one here who sees the alien sitting in class?" Dib asked

' No…. I see him too….' I thought not looking up from my drawing

The class looks around, (except me,) for an alien.

"There!" he said pointing at Zim.

I looked up and looked at Zim who was sweat dropping, with a worried look on his face.

"Right there!" he said again, pointing at Zim again.

"That is no kid! He's an alien! An alien! One of the monsters I've been talking about! He's here to conquer Earth!" he yelled

I looked over at Zim again and saw him going for something on his sleeve. Zita leaned on his chair.

" Aw, not this again. Your crazy!" she said not believing him, just like everyone else…

Zim relaxes and the thing on his sleeve disappears.

"What about his horrible green head!?!" Dib asked jumping onto his desk.

" What about yours?" I said smiling.

The class laughed.

He glared at me and I glared back. He just went back to Zim being an alien.

"Insolent fool boy! It's a skin condition." Zim said folding his hands on top of his desk once again and looking at his desk.

"And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears?"

Dib gets in Aki's (The girl next to him) face, pointing to his own ears. Zim looks embarrassed.

" Yes" he said looking back down at his desk making him look depressed.

" Man, Dib. You think that just 'cause someone looks different, you can call them an alien?" Tae said angrily.

"I guess Old Kid's an alien too, huh?" Brain said pointing back at Old kid sitting in the back.

"How's a goin?" Old kid said waving.

"Okay, see this is us" Dib said walking up to the chalkboard, using a pointer to point to a sketch on the chalkboard of a man labeled 'Normal Human Being.'

"-Now over here, over here is Zim," he said pointing to a picture of an alien labeled 'Zim'.

"See the difference? Anyone? Anyone? Questions?" he asked bringing his hand to his chin.

"Yeah, what's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage!" said one of the boys said pointing at Dib.

"He was using the belt sander..." Dib said

I looked over at Zim.

"Yeah, he's always saying stuff. I remember that one time when" Zim started I dozed out back into my drawing before they could finish they're argument.

The bell rings and I quickly put my things away and leave the classroom. I walked to the front of the Skool and stopped to get my bike, which was chained onto the pool beside the steps.

" No one will believe you" Zim said and started to walk away from Dib, I unchained my bike and eavesdropped on Dib and Zim.

"They'll believe if I bring you to them without your disguise!"

Dib slides down the side railings of the steps and lands in front of Zim.

' I better follow them, they caught my attention so they better be worth it.' I thought still watching them

Dib pulls out a pair of handcuffs.

" I ordered this from one of my U.F.O. zines." Dib said opening them; I got o my bike ready to ride when they ran off.

"Oh, its pretty. What is it?" Zim asked leaning back a bit.

"Alien sleep cuffs, guaranteed to render all alien life forms unconscious." Dib said smiling

'1.'

"How do you know it works if you never found an alien before?" Zim asked

'2…'

" I'm going to find out right now!' Dib leaps at Zim who jumps past him and starts running, Dib following.

'3.!'

I took off also avoiding pushing people over and cars by jumping over them.

Following Dib wasn't hard at all.

"Leave me alone! I just wanna go home and be all normal!" Zim yelled running his best to get away from Dib.

Zim jumped through an open window of an open car door and then out into the street. Zim knocks into the crossing guard. The crossing guard spins around and accidentally hits Dib with his stop sign. I ride past yelling a sorry, and looking back in front of my. Zim and runs into an alleyway. I ride to the other side. Dib appears at the alleyway in front of Zim, I quickly hide before he could see me. Zim hits a box of oranges, knocking Dib over. Zim goes into the street and is almost hit by a car. I take off again but on the other side and hidden. The car stops and honks at Zim, but Zim climbs to the top of the car. He hops from car to car w\as Dib follows bellow on the other sidewalk. Zim climbs to the top of a fake ice cream cone on top of an ice cream truck. Out of the speakers of the ice cream truck is a strange hypnotizing Arnold Swartzenagger type voice.

"You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream."

Dib laughs maniacally. A Skool bus stops beside the ice cream truck to drop off students. I rode around the Skool bus to seem like I'm just stopping from a long ride and to watch the show. Zim jumps from the ice cream truck to the Skool bus. Dib also climbs the Skool bus. Zim backs up as Dib approaches him. Zim almost falls off the bus from backing up too far. He hangs half way off the bus.

'Snap…. bad idea…' I thought my eyes widing a bit but quickly going back to normal.

"They might even name your autopsy video after me!" Dib said.

'What the? Why would he care about that?" I thought

' Just plain oh Dib I guess.'

The bus started moving again and Zim looses his grip. He flies through the air and lands on top of a metal fence while making a painful noise

"Ha! See ya, Dib! Pitiful human!" Zim said to Dib. I rode up to Zim and stopped and looked up at him, he was to busy with Dib he didn't see me ride up and the fact that I don't make noises when I'm sneaking up on people.

Suddenly, a dog jumps out of the bushes behind the fence and bites down on Zim' head, pulling him down. One of Zim's boots flies through the air and lands on the fence. I watch this and try not to laugh because I love seeing people in pain. The Skool bus passes by and Dib jumps off onto the fence, kicking Zim's boot off the fence. He looks into the bushes for Zim he doesn't notice that Zim is crawling out of the bushes down bellow and me watching. He puts his boot back on. Zim looks up and sees that Dib is still on the top of the fence looking for Zim in the bushes. Zim pushes Dib into the bushes so that the dog will attack him. Zim stands on the fence as a personal communicator attached to a robotic arm unfolds from his Pak.

'Cool I wish I had one.' I thought, smiling a bit and getting ready to take off again.

"GIR! Help me! There isn't much time!" Zim said into the communicator thing.

"Yes, sir!" said a robotic voice said.

Almost instantly, a green dog arrives using a jetpack? Zim hops down from the fence.

"Get me out of here now, GIR! Now!" Zim said to the dog

"Okey dokey!" it said in a high-pitched voice.

'GIR' flies underneath Zim and forces him into the air. Zim grips 'GIR' by the ears as they fly off.

Zim looks at me and I give a small wave and smiling

"Hey, wait a minute, what the-? Ahhhhhh!" Zim yelled

Dib crawls out of the bushes looking disheveled.

" Dib get on!" I yelled riding in front of him. He brightens up as he realizes he can follow the smoke trail GIR's jetpack has created and that he has a ride. He got on and held onto my waist. I rode so fast I thought I'd never stop. I heard Zim screams as he and GIR rocket towards a weird looking house. They smack into the door and fall to the ground. They slowly get up. Zim looks badly beaten and has a twig in his hair.

"Good work, GIR..." I heard Zim say to his 'dog'

GIR makes a triumphant noise like the one made by Blue in Blue's Clues.

"There you are." Dib said walking through the smoke, glaring at Zim.

"Quick! Get in the house GIR! Hurry!" I heard Zim said but soon saw him after the smoke cleared.

He saw me.

" What are you doing here filthily-pig- human?!" He yelled pointing at me.

" I'm not filthily I take a shower 2 times a day, I'm not a pig, and please CALL MY BY MY NAME ALEIN!" I yelled

He opened the door of his home and two robots greeted him shutting the door behind him. Dib ran up to the door and started banging on it.

"You can't hide forever! And if you can, then I'll wait forever!" Dib yelled, then the gnomes shot lasers at him.

"Okay... I'm going to go home now and prepare some more!" Dib yelled walking back to me a bit disappointed.

" Hey! Need a ride home?" I asked hoping to make him feel a little bit better.

" Why are you helping me anyway? You made fun of me at Skool so why help me?" he asked after nodding and climbing on the back of my bike and holding onto my waist again.

" Because Zim interest me and nothing really does…. And he seems familiar…." I said

" And I make fun of you because I care" I said looking back at him and then back to the sidewalk.

"Y-you care? About me?" he studdered really shocked at what he'd just heard.

I nodded. "Is this your house?" I asked stopping in front of a blue house.

" Yeah, thanks for your help…and the ride." He said a bit shyly.

" No problem See ya at Skool! " I said waving at him as I rode off home.

I could tell Dib was really happy, and I'm glad that we're sorta friends I never had a friend before so this is good.

I got home (which is next to a weird green house…) and put my bike away.

" How was School honey?" my mom asked as I walked into our house.

"I have a friend new and some green kid in my class now…other then that nothing…" I said walking up the stairs t my bedroom ignoring my mom's mumbling about me not having any friends.

I rolled my eyes and entered my dark ('Gothic' as morons would say) room.

I put on some of my Metal music and just wrote for 5 hours until it was time to eat…

I sat down at the table in between of my Dad and little sister.

" Ewwww, Daddy! The freaks sitting at the table!!!!!" whined Sarah (Little sister) pointing at me with a disgusted face on.

My 'Dad' turned to me with a glare.

" Get out of my sight, Freak!" he yelled at me slapping me t the ground.

I got up and glared at him with so much hatred it would have murdered him a million times.

" WELL GO!" He yelled again.

I glared at him and just went back up to my room.

'Your the best Dad!" I heard Sarah yell.

I hated my family. My Dad didn't love me or care, my sister is a preppy Bitch, my mom thinks I'm troubled (gee I wonder why…)

And the worst of them all, they're all morons!

Well anyway…I lied back down on my bed and got out my camera. I cried, and just took pictures to remind me of what happened….

A hour later

I heard a knock at my bedroom door.

" What?" I asked

The door opened and my sep-mom was there with a plate of food in her hands.

"I brought you some food honey," she said

" Stop calling me honey, you're not my mom…. My mom died and you're just a chick my fucked up dad married…." I said taking the plate out of her hands and setting it on my table

She was angry but she kept herself calm.

" Honey, lets talk about your problems…" she said sitting on my bed.

" I don't problems…. you just think I do because your to fucking blind to see your part of the problem bitch!" I yelled grabbing her hair and pulling her out my room and flinging her to the ground out side my door.

" Have wonderful nightmares, bitch!" I said smirking and slamming the door and locking it.

" I AM YOUR MOTHER YOUNG LADY! DO NOT SPEAK TO ME WITH SUCH DISREPECT! AND LET ME IN!" She yelled banging on the door,

I Just blasted my music up and as a bonus I put in Slayer (oh yeah)

So I couldn't hear her voice or the pounding.

She soon stopped and I turned my slayer music to Evanescence and turned it down low so I could sleep.

(A/N: Please review...)