It was the End. To put it at it's bluntest.

The Third Impact had begun , millions of Reis materialised over the planet destroying (or at least in the case of a bunch of wacky old '2001' rip-offs 'liberating' ) mankind.

Amongst the shattered buildings and insane psychotropic events stood the Author , he was (at this point) sight-seeing. T'is always better to learn a little about a possible fandom before entering it eh ?

As was the case for Authors, materialising (and thus corporal forms) were a simple enough thing to create. No Author liked showing thier real face…. something about it in the fine print of he assumed. (It was , in fact it's right next to the 'You-reveal-to-the-cast-that-their-fiction-and-you'll- explode' clause) as such he'd created a nice little 'fictional self' within which too insert his mind.

He hoped that the portable Rail-Gun would go unnoticed , he tended to get a little tetchy when people pointed out about how 'Mixing sciences causes continuity errors'.

Then , (wide eyed and smiling) he took in the sights.

"Hoh-lee krap "

Do not mistake this as a statement of shock, horror, revulsion or any of those other namby pamby 'feelings' (Nor as a spelling mistake ; phonetics being the love-child of humour and celerity). This was admiration, one hundred per cent pure 'wow look at that '. Hell the way Darthjag was emitting it currently, you could bottle the stuff and sell it as a miracle tonic.

A Rei flitted through the air ; ignoring our confirmatory hero and searching the generalised area for any reaming humans to turn into Tang (Or orange flavoured Kool-aid , this Rei wasn't as picky as her brethren). She was soon accompanied by a whole swarm of blue haired , red eyed world enders.

"Oh those little minxes and their apocalyptic ways hehe…"

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Stupidly short , I know. Also kinda odd. Then again I just saw End of Evangelion for the very first time. If that isn't the oddest thing on the frikkin PLANET then you can slap me on the head and call me skippy the kangaroo. Oh and by the way I do know the 'Reis' are Lilliths . I just generally didn't feel like writing 'Lillith-Rei' ever other sentence.

So anyway , pointless humour , end of the world crap and general big words.

See ya later readers

- Darthjag.