Chapter one:

Dan's POV

"WHAT! YOU SET UP A FAMILY REUNION!" Dan yelled at Fiske, Fiske had just announced that the Cahills were having a family reunion right at Grace's mansion, which was now theirs. Just the thought of having all of the cahills under one roof made him scared. You should never get them in one place.

"There's no need to shout," Fiske gave dan a firm stare. "They are coming over here for a week and that is that," Fiske said. Dan could not believe it. How stupid was Fiske! Amy, who was next to him, stood up, her mouth gapping.

"Wh-what!" Amy choked out. She probabaly "can't believe it just as much as me." Dan thought.

"I said-" Fiske was cut off by Amy.

"I know what you said, but you really think that you can trust all of them in the same place, all at one time!?" Amy raised her voice.

"Yeah, the last time they were here for christmas, the christmas tree burned down!" Dan shouted at Fiske, oblivious to the fact that Fiske had just said to not shout. Dan didn't care.

"THE COBRAS ARE COMING! THE COBRAS ARE COMING!" Dan shouted and started to run to his room. Fiske held on to his shirt collar.

"Not so fast, you need to be nice to them," Fiske told dan before he could reply, Fiske shoved a list of phone numbers in his hand and said, "Call them, all of the family." Fiske told him to do so. "Amy, make sure that he does," he added to Amy. Fiske left the two kids.

"What are we going to do?" Dan said dreadfully to Amy. Amy sighed. She took the list of phone numbers out of his hand. "OK, you can call them while I go lock myself in my room for a week," Dan ran to his room and locked the door.

He let out a sigh of relief, none of his psycho relatives could get him in here. He sat there, looking out the window.

Amy's POV

Amy sighed, looked like it was up to her to call her reletives. " Just great!" She thought. "Now I am going to have to talk to Ian… This is going to be awkward." Amy sighed, again. She did not like Ian, How was she supposed to like someone who locked them up in a cave with only one escape, an escape that could have killed them!

Amy got her phone out of her pocket. She dialled the first number. "I'll talk to Sinead first, that way I can save the hardest for last," Anyways, she and Sinead were friends now. She punched in the number.

"Hello, Sinead Starling speaking," Sinead answered the phone. Amy didn't know what to say "Hey! We are just going to invite you to a reunion that you might get killed in!" Amy thought to herself. No, she couldn't say that.

"Hi, Sinead, it's Amy. I was wondering if you wanted to come over for a little reunion," Amy told Sinead in the most possible way not to make it sound like a family reunion so that they would come. "Oh, and your brothers are invited, also." Amy added.

"Sure, we can go, when?" Sinead asked. Amy

"Tomorrow at noon till Sunday," Amy answered the question. She just hoped that the Kabras couldn't make it.

"OK, I'll see you there!" Sinead said before she hung up. Amy ended the call and looked at the list, next was the Holts. "They shouldn't bee too bad, Dan is friends with Hamilton," She typed in the number and pressed waited.

Nothing. Still Nothing. "H-hello?" a voice finally said, sounding out of breath. It was Hamilton's voice.

"Hi, Hamilton, this is Amy," Amy said into the phone. Amy could stand the Holts, except when they tackled you and started to wrestle you.

"What's up Amy?" Hamilton asked her. Amy was thinking of the best way to say it, to say it, so that they would not think anybody else would be there except Dan and her.

"I was wondering if you wanted to have a little reunion with us from today at noon till Sunday at noon," Amy tried to say it nonchalantly so that he would think it was no big deal. Except, it was, All of her family from the clue hunt was coming, even the ones that tried to kill Dan and her!

"Sure, my family isn't busy on those days, so we can be there," he answered "Bye!" Hamilton said before hanging up. Amy was only one phone call away from calling Ian now. What would he say? Would he come? What would he think of her? She pushed all the questions away, right now, it was time to deal with calling Wizards. Phoenix was nice, so was Jonah.

She could hear the phone ring on the other side. Finally someone picked it up. "Hi, Phoenix here, what's up?" said a voice from the other side. Amy could hear music in the background.

"Are you at a concert?" amy asked, she could hear cheering and awful singing. "Is that Jonah singing?" she wondered. It sounded like him.

"Hi Amy! No, we're not at a concert, Jonah's just busting some moves and rehearsing his songs in front of some of his fan girls. They are going crazy!" Phoenix had to yell over the fan girls cheering for Jonah.

"Oh, well, I was wondering if you could come over today at noon and stay until Sunday at noon," she tried very hard not to plug her ears from the music.

"Kay, why, though?" Phoenix asked her. Phoenix still had to yell over Jonah's horrible singing and the fan girls.

"For a little reunion," She answered, trying to sound like it didn't matter, again. Amy felt the music getting lounder and louder like Phoenix was walking up to Jonah.

"Kay, bye!" Poenix said and hung up. Amy could still feel her ears ringing, she felt sorry for those fan girls and how their ears must be pounding by now listening to that horrible music.

Now for the last phone call, well, she could invite Jake and Atticus… "Yes, I think that I will do that now, then, I can bear from having to call Ian for a little bit longer…" Amy thought.

She called Jake. … No answer. After a few seconds, he picked up the phone. "Hey, Jake here," he answered, sounding stressed out.

"Hi, its Amy," Amy said nervously, glad that he could not see her blushing like crazy. Just then, she saw Dan's head peek out of the hallway. He looked in both directions, then slipped out and made her way towards him. She turned away, not wanting to see her blushing. She quickly walked up the stairs to her bedroom.

"Hi, Amy!" Jake sounded glad to hear from her. "What's going on?" he asked her. Amy blushed even more.

"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to take Atticus over with you from today at noon to Sunday at noon…" Her voice trailed off. "Oh, you can come too, sorry I forgot….." she blushed even more crazy and thought that she could not get anymore red than this.

"Of course, see you there!" Jake said and hung up. Amy let out a sigh. Now, to call Ian. This was going to be hard.
She dialed the number slowly, and hoped that she could just leave a message, not actually talking to him. …. Nothing. Still nothing. Hope seared through Amy, maybe she wouldn't have to talk directly to Ian. But her hope was shattered when she heard a voice silky, british accented voice say, "Hello, Ian speaking, who is this?" Ian asked impatiently.

Th-this is A-Amy," she answered the question. She cursed herself for stuttering. Why did she have to stutter around Ian?

"Hi, Amy, what do you want to say?" Ian asked, sounding even more impatient.

"W-well, I was wondering if y-you wanted to come over at noon a-and stay until S-Sunday a-at noon…." Amy cursed herself again for stuttering. That would just make Ian think that she liked him. There was no answer from the other side of the line

Amy was just about to ask if anyone was there when Ian replied, "Very well, we will be there, even though Natalie will not like this," Ian hung up and Amy sighed in relief. There were no more phone calls to make. Good.

Dan's POV

Dan was looking cautiously from side to side, it was 11:31. Only half an hour before his family got here, one hour before chaos. He would make sure it was chaos, for Natalie and Ian.

Dan snuck over to the couch, and stuffed a blown-up whoopee cushion under the couch cushion. Dan was going to set up traps for the whole family to enjoy, even Amy. He went over to another cushion of the couch and stuffed a ziplock bag with water in it, partly unzipped, in between the back of the couch and the cushion. He made sure that it wasn't tight enough that water would come spilling out on its own, but tight enough that if someone sat down, water would pour out of the bag, making the person's pants wet.

Dan would set more traps, this wasn't going to be a horrible family reunion after all.