Summary: When Anzu can't find any perfect guy to be a boyfriend, she comes up having pre-order the top hottest model/android that turns out to be smart, stylish, talented, and hot! Trouble is...she doesn't seem to know how much he costs. YxA

Disclaimer: Nope. Not mine

Author note: I got inspired after finished reading Absolute Boyfriend vol. 1 by Mrs. wonderful Yuu Watase! The story was soooo funny and that's where I got this plot from. Oh, and this is my first fic that isn't a one-shot, so don't be so harsh and don't forget to read and review! Review makes me a happy little girl!

My Ideal Boyfriend

Prologue: Name 'it' Yami

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"Finish up the level." The tall young man stated as he addressing one of his assistant.

"Yes, sir. It's finish, sir."

"Good, now Ms. Ishtar," he called out the bronze woman in her mid-twenties, clad in lab suit, "I want you to speed up the process. It's getting too slow!"

Isis Ishtar, one of the scientist who doing the job of upgrading the software for the android, nodded and went to assist other scientists who apparently were having their hard time on arranging the android.

"Mr. Kaiba, everything is almost ready, we're waiting for your order, sir." The scientist said politely, glancing over his boss.

The tall young man, known as Seto Kaiba, smirked. Soon; very soon; the top hottest model- or he should say the newest and most advanced android that had ever created by the Kaiba Corporation would be alive.

Kaiba looked up at the android floating in the pod, connected by machinery. The android was housing by the huge container, with numerous tubes and electric wires attached to his body. A strange and luminous green liquid also kept inside the container to provide the electricity from getting weaker.

When the android was created by Kaiba, it gave every scientist a surprised. This newborn model was nothing liked every other kind. Inside that cylindrical container, was a body that looked like seventeen years old teenage but the truth of just having being born into the world was only known by the people inside the laboratory. Besides having a muscular build, he had the most astonished features ever. His hair spiked up in three colored, blonde bangs fell gracefully down to his slightly tanned face while other bolts of blonde stood up into the rest of his hair. The middle was dyed jet black and the tips were raspberry red. His eyes were closed, unable to know of its colored but Kaiba had made it to be crimson, just to match the hair tips.

'He surely will be a catch to every wealthy housewife.' Kaiba thought, the smirked never left his face.

A voice snapped out of his thought, "Mr. Kaiba, according to the data in the computer, we can take him out every minute." Isis said, looked down at the clipboard holding on her hand.

The brown haired man nodded, "Now, prepare for the sequence! I want to see he walks the moment he comes out!" Kaiba commanded and received several 'yes' from the scientists.

Kaiba and others watched as the green liquid began to fade out and left the container while wires and tubes leaving the body. At the same time the pod slowly opened, the android eyes also opened. Kaiba could see red, as if was made out in ruby, coming from the eyes even thought the laboratory was completely obscured.

The android slowly rose to his feet, cerise orbs scanned around the lab room. Both his face and eyes were emotionless, liked he hadn't given any personality or feeling at all.

Whispered quickly ensued the dark room, Kaiba walked over to the android that he created, and asked, "Who I am?"

The machine slowly turned his head to Kaiba, stared at him for a moment, unfeeling, and answered, "Seto Kaiba."

"Why are you created?"

"To be a lover model, then sell out to wealthy women and seduce them."

The CEO smiled, walked back to Isis and other scientists, "Good, now I want you," he pointed to the worker nearby, "take him to the back room and give him some clothes, (A/N: Yes! He was naked but that doesn't mean you have to imagine some perverted image. So get rid of the thought!) and you!" he pointed to another one, "spread my success throughout the web wide and phone the clerk there will be a new model arrive in few more days." Two workers nodded and headed off to do their duty.

The CEO eyes his newest creation following the man out to the exit. Before Kaiba went back to finish his project, a male voice interrupted him, "I see the famous Seto Kaiba has success making another one again. But tell me, Kaiba, aren't you tired of having creating model everyday?" His voice filled with mock.

Kaiba was very annoyed by the man appearance, but didn't show it, instead, he kept his voice cool, "You stay out of this, Ishtar."

Malik Ishtar smirked, "Oh, and how? Remember I'm also participating in this time project, too."

The CEO turned around, facing the platinum-blond, his blue eyes icy slits, "You have nothing to do with this project. If I remember correctly, your job is only a poor delivery man with a low payment."

With a low growl, Malik stalked up to the brown-hair, his eyes were a dangerous shade of lavender, "I watch what I'm saying if I were you. And if your memory serve you right, I'm the one invented the android's features!"

"Nobody ask you to do so."

"Why you-" Isis came in between the two grow up at the same time, saving them from strangled each other throat.

"Do you two have to fight all the time!" She scolded.

Malik 'hmph' and crossed his arms in a childish manner, "He's the one who started it."

Isis narrowed her blue eyes, "I don't care which one, just back to work before I strangle each and every one of you!" To her surprised, Kaiba actually listened to her this time and went back to work.

Malik glanced at the CEO, "That bastard always has issue."

"Because he's the boss." His sister simply said. Malik just shrugged then exit the laboratory room. Isis walked to Kaiba side, placing a full-written clipboard on the computer desk.

"So what's his name?" Isis asked.

Kaiba nearly laughed, "His? I prefer an 'it'."

"Well, if we want to sell 'it', we should name 'it'." Isis suggested.

Silence reigned from the CEO, he wanted the android name had to fit his feature, "Tell me, what word do you came to mind when 'it' alive?"

Isis blinked, "That's a tricky question. The word when he came to life, hmm?" She remained quiet for seconds, "Well, the feature that gets my attention the most was his... eyes. They were filled with authority, red…., cold and dark."

The word seemed to pop up in Kaiba's mind, "Did you just say dark?" He placed a hand on his chin, "How about Yami?

"Yami," Isis tested the name in her lip several times, "Yami...hmm...not bad for his look."

Kaiba smirked, "That's settled then," Then he turned to the computer, his fingers flew over the keyboard, "The last thing we need to do is to take a look who has the highest percent of outcome from buying him. Want to see?"

The bronze woman blinked the second time today, "If you...insist." Isis watched as Kaiba moved his mouse up and down, left and right. The website opened followed by the picture finished downloading, revealing a teenage girl, probably about fifteen to seventeen years old. She had shoulder-length brown hair, and bright azure eyes.

Kaiba glimpsed over her profile, another smirked added to his face, he muttered, "Anzu Mazaki."

End of prologue

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A/N: Confused? It's not into the plot yet! I'm sorry if the story that sucks and short! This is just the beginning, and I'm always suck at writing things! But I promise I will make a long one next time so pleaseeee, if anyone is...still here, read and review! I can't post another chapter if I don't see any review, a'ight? Thank you!