Knock knock knock.
"Coming! Hey... Sam? What are you doing here?"
"I haven't had breakfast yet. Lemme in."
"But I'm just about to leave—"
"Then get me a muffin. Basic manners, dorkwad."
"Erm, okay. Do you want banana or... banana?"
"Urgh. I hate bananas. They're so... potassium-ish."
"Well that's all we have, so take it or leave it."
"Fine."
"Bye. See you in school?"
"Yeah... Freddie?"
"Hmm?"
"Thanks."
"You're welcome."
Knock knock.
"Hey Freddums. I need a muffin, stat."
"Sam, you can't keep coming every morning to get a muffin from me. We may just run out you know."
"Then you'll get more."
"How's that a definite? What if I don't want to replenish the muffin bowl everytime you empty it? What if I don't want to keep feeding you when your mum forgets to and Carly doesn't want to? What if I have rights to eat my own muffins?"
"Did you mum let you buy the chocolate?"
"No, the usual complaints. Here, we only have banana."
"Still nothing else? Jeez. Well, thanks."
"See ya later."
Knock. Knock knock knock.
"Sam, my mum's talking about putting me on a muffin ban 'caus you keep taking the muffins. I'm sorry, but you really can't keep eating off us."
"That's okay, I understand. This will be the last time, I promise."
"..."
"Really! I'm not lying. Just gimme the muffin."
"Thanks for understanding. What do you want?"
"Err, banana."
"Okay. See ya in school?"
"Duh. Wait, this isn't the raisin-filled kind, is it?"
"Nah. My mum thinks I'm allergic to raisins, so there you go."
"Good. Bye, Freddie."
Knock knock.
"Hey Freddie."
"Hi Sam. They ran out of banana yesterday, so I got almond instead."
"Sweet, thanks. You want some?"
"No, that's okay. I already got the blueberry one. I'll let you try it next time."
"Nice. See you later."
"Bye."
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A/N—Hey guys! This is my first iCarly fiction. I thought it was cute, and I hope its short length didn't put you off. I've been enjoying fanfics for so long now, so thanks to all the great writers out there who make my day. I hope I managed to make yours!
*Cass*