Mukuro: Hi there! I've recently completed a super good novel entitled "And Then There Were None," by Agatha Christie. I liked it so much I decided to make a Fanfiction out of it. If anyone out there likes the story, or just the way it's set, please Read and Review!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Haruhi characters, or the idea of countdown murders, but trust me, this is MY STORY.
The Countdown of Haruhi Suzumiya
Prologue
"Hiyas! Is Haruhi-chan here, Nyoro?" Upon hearing the loud voice from our rather energetic upperclassman (woman?), I could tell that this wasn't going to end well.
"Well? I don't have all day." Haruhi, after being assigned detention by a rather fearless (and somewhat witless) substitute teacher, and was in a rather bad mood. After hearing Tsuruya-san's request however, her emotional state made a 180-degree turn, effectively displacing her temporary melancholy into her trash bin, otherwise known as me.
"My dad is going to a gala tomorrow, but he said he was tied up at work, so he want's me to go, ands I can invite anybody I wants! Isn't that totally awesome, megas?
"Unbelievably." I muttered
"Good! So you'll comes?"
"Wait It was-"
"Absolutely!" Haruhi shouted, smiling
"That's megas great! See yous tomorrow!"
"-Sarcasm."
"Okay, Kyon! Be sure to notify your sister that we're going on another retreat! I can't wait to see where we go this time!"
"Let's see… a mountain, an island… wait, how did I get dragged into this?"
"I bet this will be super exiting, right Mikuru?"
"R-right…"
"I believe this is the best thing to do, as it has greatly improved Suzumiya-sans mood." Koizumi said, grinning.
"You'd say a nuclear war was a good thing, as long as it improved Haruhi's mood, so I don't want to here from you right now, okay?"
"Okay, fine, but I am serious about this."
"Serious or not, I still don't trust a word you say."
"Oh, Kyon, remember to bring your sister along!" Shouted Haruhi, who had gotten over her ecstatic state to remember her duties.
"Fine…"
And so, that is how I was dragged into a party held on a deserted island. I sincerely hope that nothing happens.
Mukuro: So, I bet you can't understand what this has to do with "And Then There Were None," right?
Hiruko: Bingo.
Mukuro: Don't worry, it will all come out in the end.
Hiruko: By the way, when am I introduced in this story?
Mukuro: Who said your in the story?
Hiruko: Put me in it!
Mukuro: Okay, but I also have to put Mukuro and another person in it.
Hiruko: Who?
Mukuro: It's [||||||||||] [||||||||]
Hiruko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mukuro: Okay, I hope you don't report me, since there is nothing to report. This my work, inspired by anothers. If you want to report it, nothing will happen, and you would miss out on a story.
Mukuro Out