CLEVLAND AND HOBBY CHAPTER 5
NO TALK, NO DATE
Clevland fell asleep again and had the same exact dream, except it extended to the point where Clevland saw Susan and the cool kid make out in a hotel room, then Clevland got crazy and shot Calvin and started harassing Susie. Hobby yawned. "Wo! It's almost eight!" Hobby said. "Well, lets eat breakfast and we'll talk to Susan," said Clevland, changing from his PJs into his regular clothes. He went downstairs quietly. "Shhh, Mom and Dad may still be sleeping," hushes Clevland, creeping down the stairs.
Hobby got out some toast and the milk and set the table. Clevland made some bacon, pancakes, and eggs and put them down. "Why is it always September and you get dumped?" asked Clevland, munching on some toast. "Yeah, you should wait till at least March," Hobby said, sipping some milk. Clevland sighed and ate some pancakes. "What am I gonna say, Hobby?" asked Clevland. "Well, I suppose you can say you didn't mean everything the way it seemed, and you didn't mean to zap HER to your room, and you meant to zap Susie," said Hobby. "That's the craziest and stupidest idea ever! She would take it purposely!" yelled Clevland. "Sheesh, no wonder she dumped you!" said Hobby. After eating bacon, Clevland put the dishes away into the sink. "Well, we still have an extra hour to do something before ten," said Clevland. "Wow! It feels like it's nine," said Hobby.
Clevland went to his room and lied on his bed. "Hey, remember, no talk, no date!" said Hobby, grabbing some Lego's. "This is pure quantity! I am fabricated like a chair!" yelled Clevland. "I come up with a devious plan to get rid of some kid and I regret it!" "Hey, how about some soup and crackers after the talk?" asked Hobby. "How about lets see what mood I'm in," said Clevland. Hobby sniffed the air. "I smell good tomato soup!" said Hobby. "Stop talking about food! That is not important! Half the country is starving and you want MORE food?" asked Clevland. "Well, maybe some salty crackers," said Hobby. Clevland looked at his clock. "It's time," Clevland gulped.
The two friends strolled to Susan's house. "Is she awake yet?" asked Hobby. "I don't know," said Clevland. "So, we still plan on the soup?" asked Hobby, with a wide grin. "How about some chocolate chip doughnuts and you stop talking about food," said Clevland. "Wow! I never knew they made chocolate chip doughnuts! I mean, I like cookies, too, but doughnuts? Maybe some sprinkles and whip cream as well," smiled Hobby. "Stop!" yelled Clevland. He glanced at the window and saw Susan open the curtain. She opened her window. "What do you want, you moron?" growled Susan. "I came to talk with you!" shouted Clevland. "With your stupid stuffed tiger?" asked Susan. "First, that kid Calvin has a tiger. Hobby is a lion," Clevland said. "Whatever," Susan said. "I just came to talk!" shouted Clevland. Susan took a deep breath and closed the window. Thirty seconds later, she walked out.
"What?" she asked, folding her arms. "I'm sorry about yesterday," Clevland said. "What? Is it transporting me to your house or telling me you wanted Susie?" asked Susan. "Listen, I love you more than Hobby. I mean it! I just want you back!" Clevland said. Susan smiled and chuckled. Clevland smiled. "So yes?" he asked. "Of course!" said Susan. "Yeah!" cheered Clevland. "-not," finished Susan. "Yeah, wait, what?" asked Clevland. "See you alone at the prom dance we are suppose to attend next week," waved Susan, going in. Clevland sighed. "Where are you Hobby?" asked Clevland. "I didn't mean it like I said. I'm such a stupid idiot."