AN: Gosh, this is my first fanfic! i hope it goes well...please read and review, feel free to give some tips and/or criticism
-Babysitting service : CHAPTER 1: You up for it?-
Fuhrer mustang fell face flat on the his table. "IM DONE! THE WORK IS DONE FOR THE DAY , ONE HELL OF A DAY FINISHED AND NOW I CAN-"
Riza dropped two more stacks of paperwork in his face
"your not finished yet, sir."
: "how many times do i have to tell you, riza, you can drop the titles? sure we're working but we've been married for a couple of years now!"
: "its part of the job sir. i think you should do it too. you'll look more professional."
"pff, professional, i am FUHRER!" he says, and cackles loudly.
-BANG-
"gah! i meant..of course, i am fuhrer, now."
"thats what i thought."
roy looks at the stacks of paperwork.
"riza, i think this can wait till tomorrow you know-"
-BANG-
"WAIT! i mean-cmon, LOOK! its like ..what? TWO feet long! i think it's three!"
"DO YOUR WORK."
"IM fuhrer, i think I am the one who is in command here-"
-BANG-
"okay!okay!"
then he feels a tug on his shirt
he looks down and sees his little three year old girl
"oh aizah? what is it?"
"daddy!daddy!pick up!pick up!"
and he lifted her and put him on his lap.
the moment she was there
she scribbled on everything he had already finished
roy looked in disbelief
he wanted to shout at her but she gave the puppy dog eyes-and you know what happened
"RIZA! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!!!"
"oh dear........is aizah okay??" she swept there and swiftly picked up her daughter
"AIZAH!? what about my paperwork!?!?"
"awww..little aizah has scribbles on her new dress, let's change."
and she turns to leave
"well?! what about my paperwor- ..then, i dont have to do a thing anymore...its alllllll destroyed and not my fault." he smiled and put his legs up on the table
riza turned around and yelled at him
"OH NO YOUR NOT! i've got extra copies of those right here, so get back to work mister."
breda comes in
"excuse me fuhrer, but there are some people who want to see you."
"who?"
"three blonde teenagers, sir." he said, smiling.
"hmph. the shrimpy one's just here again to mooch off my stuff."
"well, sir?'
riza cut in
"let them in, breda."
"yes mam."
ed just waltzed up inside
"YO! fuhrer!"
a wrench went 'tonk' at his head
and winry came
"WONT YOU EVER SHOW ANY RESPECT?!'
roy: "yes edward. respect."
ed: "cmon, WHO in their right minds would respect ..THAT."
everyone went dead silent
"well, you're all crazy, then."
al popped up
"evening, fuhrer, miss hawk-er..." he said with a smile
riza smiled back
roy:" please..all of you sit down..have some evening tea..."
he said in such a bored manner
something tugged al's coat.
and he looked down
it was a little baby boy, crawling
"oh, Leo! your growing so fast! your almost one year old!, am i correct?"
the baby just laughed
riza went to pick him up
"leo, dont go crawling around everywhere, are those bodyguards BLIND?!"
and she sat him over at the couch
winry played with him
"ooh! you're so cute arent you??arent you..??"
then aizah waddled along and was overjoyed at the sight of them
"ed!!ed!! al!! al!!!!!winwy!"
ed: "haha, she cant say YOUR name right. " he told winry
"well, be grateful she doesnt say EDWAWD." she retorted
riza: "i've seen you guys are getting along pretty well with the our kids"
winry: "yeah! they're adorable!"
riza: "well...you see, tomorrow, me and roy, are going for a vacation."
ed: "reallyy!? there'll be no FUHRER?" he said, excited at the thought of Roy going out for a while, maybe HE could be fuhrer, for just a few days...
roy: "."
riza: "ahem." she said, ignoring the bickering, "anyways, it's our 5th anniversary. it's special."
al: "wow! happy anniversary!'
roy:" "what? it is??"
-BANG-
roy: "yes!yes, of course it is! how could i forget/???"
riza: YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO!
riza: "ahem" she said again, annoyed that roy actually forgot it was their upcoming anniversary.." anyways..will you guys look after the little ones for us?"
winry: "OFCOURSE!"
al: "sure! no problem!"
ed: "wait, what?", he said, looking up. not aware of what was going on.
riza: "okay, its settled!"
ed: "WAIT, I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING Y-" al and winry covered his mouth
winry: "we'll do it!"
roy:" why cant you leave em with trusted bodyguards, military men, OUR men, MY MEN! its better than..than..than THAT." he said, while pointing at ed with disgust
ed:"I WAS INSULTED!"
riza:" i want the elric's to do it....i trust them very much...i'll..feel better if they are with them."
roy: "you'll regret this. you really will!"
riza ignored him
riza: "so..you up for it?"
ed struggled to get free from al and winry
but they shut him up.
al: "the elrics-"
winry: "and rockbell!"
al: "and rockbell- babysitting service accepts!"
riza:" good!"she smiled, roy slumped at his chair while ed finally got free from the other's grips.
roya and ed: "i have a bad feeling about this..."
END OF CHAPTER
AN: hahaha, wierd, i know, but i GUESS it's alright....I'll update soon!