Nipple Confusion
I like almost every couple combo put together, but I am a die-hard Puckleberry fan!
I don't own Glee…duh
Inspired by videos of babies suckling on their daddies noses!
It was late at night when Rachel, Puck and Santana walked into Rachel and Puck's house.
"God, I thought we would never get to leave. Thanks for all the torture guys!" Santana said walking into the bedroom and laying down on the bed. Rachel climbed up and sat down next to her while Puck laid in front of them.
"Whatever Satan, it's not really our fault. And why are you even here?" Asked Puck, earning a slap in the chest from Rachel that just ended up hurting her. "Noah be nice, Santana is my best friend. She is allowed to girl chat with me occasionally.
"Yea Noah, plus it is your fault. Both of your faults, you had to do the hokey pokey and squish out that mass of adorableness!" Santana spat back tickling the newborn baby in front of Puck.
"I can't argue with that, Caroline is amazingly adorable!" Puck replied laying his head by the one week-old baby girl.
"Yea, and it's not our fault that everyone wanted to see her, I didn't even want to bring her out yet. She's so little only been here for a week, then Quinn and Finn wanted to talk about planning the wedding. It's 1 A.M. I need my sleep, even though I have only gotten like 3 hours in 5 days!" Rachel said rambling.
"Take a chill pill babe. It's late and Caroline should be getting hungry soon." Puck said trying to get his sleep deprived wife to calm down before the crying started. The hormones were still crazy, but on the plus side the had some pretty great make out sessions since they couldn't have sex yet.
"Ok stay here, I'm going to go fix a bottle." Rachel said to Noah and Santana leaving the room.
Puck laid his head down next to Caroline's, while Santana tickled her tiny feet, Puck started singing 'Sweet Caroline' not noticing Rachel was now standing at the door smiling, Santana looked up seeing Rachel, smiling at her and winking. Looking back at Puck she started laughing, noticing that Caroline was now suckling Puck's nose. "That is adorable! Rach, get over here quick, and bring the camera!" She said
Rachel quickly ran over, grabbing the camera and jumping on the bed straddling Puck's hips videoing the baby.
"Here she is one week old, Caroline, so hungry she decided to eat daddy's nose!" Rachel said talking to the camera, Santana decided to add, "Looks like someone has nipple confusion!" Puck started laughing pulling the baby closer to his body.
"She's so goofy, but I think she's mad there isn't any milk coming out." He said, as Caroline started to wiggle around and whine.
Rachel put the camera down, and sat on the bed grabbing the bottle, feeding Caroline. Realizing that the camera was still on Puck grabbed it and put it on Rachel while she was feeding. "Look at that hot momma!" He said
"Noah!" Rachel said, while pretending to be mad while trying to hide her smile and blush.
"Well, I'm beat so best be getting home. Love you guys!" Santana said, giving Rachel and Caroline kisses on the cheeks leaving the house.
A few minutes later Caroline finished her bottle, and while Rachel was trying to burp her she kept looking up quickly to see Noah staring at them. When she burped, Rachel said she was going to take Caroline to her room to put her pj's on, and sing her to sleep.
About 20 minutes later she came back to find Puck, laying in bed almost asleep. Standing in the same position for videoing she jumped a little bit waking him up. He looked up at her smiling, and grabbing the back of her legs making her fall on top of him.
"I love you so much, and we make awesome Pucklebabies." He said staring in her eyes.
"I love you so so much, and damn straight our daughter is amazing!" She replied capturing his mouth in a passionate kiss.