"So, I would like to discuss the possibility of changing my name, and you guys have all rejected my ideas," said the Tooth Fairy.
"Primarily because they were all terrible," answered Cupid.
"Well, here's a few ideas, Tooth Man, Captain Floss, or Roy," continued Tooth Fairy.
"What kind of kid is going to leave a tooth under his pillow for a man named Roy?" asked Cupid.
"This coming from a guy who wears a diaper and shoots arrows into people's butts!" joked Tooth Fairy.
"How about the Molinator?" suggested Santa.
"I like that!" said Tooth Fairy.
"So do I!" agreed the Grim Reaper.
"All in favor of changing Tooth Fairy's name?" asked Mother Nature. Tooth, Santa and Grim all voted for the change, while everyone else voted for no.
"Well, with that out of the way, I do apologize, but I have some business to attend to," said Grim.
"Reaper, do you have to do that so close to Christmas?" asked Santa.
"I am just going to the bathroom, apparently summer sausage gives me digestive problems, ironic considering I'm a skeleton," said Grim.
"Oh, in that case, second door on your left," stated Santa.
