A/N Ok, I was really bored so I decided to enter the twinexchange October challenge. The things I am choosing are:
Prompt: Candy
Pairing: Hermione/Sirius
Quote: Oh hell no
Theme: Halloween
I absolutely love Halloween so I hope you love my fic as much as I love the holiday.
"Sirius get your lard arse down here! The party is going to begin in ten minutes!"
"Hermione! You know looking this amazing takes time. I can't just slop together some outfit. This is the costume party of the century. If I am going with someone as sexy as you I have to be looking equally if not more sexy!" Just then he showed up. And yes he looked sexy. His costume was a really hot sweaty quiditch player. My eyes looked him up and down noticing the outfit was purposefully to small. So I could clearly see his erection.
"Really Sirius? We haven't even left the house and you are already turned on?"
"Well, thinking of you in that costume surrounded by all that candy gets me thinking about your sweets fetish, which makes me want to rip your outfit right off of you. That makes me think of shagging you senseless..."
"Stop right there. I know I'm hot in this, but we are going to the party and we are going to have fun. Now, let's go." He looked at me longingly before finally heading out the door. I smirked. I knew my Hogwarts outfit would turn him on. It was about three sizes to small, showed just about all of my cleavage, my stomach, and the skirt was smaller than my knickers. Of course it turned him on.
When we arrived at the party Sirius grabbed a bowl of candy in one hand and me in the other before dragging me to the basement. Of course it was the room that all our friends just happened to be playign truth or dare in. Sirius was acting like a randy 14 year old instead of the adult I knew he could be. But since it would make him happy, we sat down to play, all the while eating the delicious candy Sirius had grabbed.
The attention shifted to us and someone asked Sirius truth or dare.
"Well, dare of course."
"We dare you to snog Hermione."
"Wow, real hard dare. Asking me to make out with my wife. Smooth."
He suddenly pinned me to the floor and continued to snog the daylights out of me. He stopped and sat up.
Next it was my turn but before they had a chance to ask someone reached for my bowl of candy.
"Oh hell no. Get your fucking hands away from my candy you bastard!"
The offender snatched their hand back and everyone starred at me before Sirius quickly grabbed me and my candy and apparated us home.
"Ok. What's the big deal? I know you like candy, but you have never gotten that bitchy over it. Spill. What going on?" I glared at him,
"Well you would be touchy to if you were about to tell you that you were pregnant!" I crossed my arms over my chest.
"That makes no sense, wait a second! You're pregnant?"
I nodded.
"We are going to be parents?"
I nodded.
"I am going to be a dad?"
"Yep."
He swopped down and picked me up in his arms twirling me around.
"I'M GOING TO BE A DADDY!"
He quickly apparated us up to our bedroom where he showed his...appreciation...to being a dad.
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