Servitude

Disclaimer: I own nothing, I'm only going to say this once since this is the first page you see It effects the whole piece of fiction.

A/N: Okay, another one of my random ideas that popped into head. Enjoy

Summary: Due to a bit of confusion on arrival in Wutai, the Avalanche gang is mistaken to be Yuffie's servants. And she's not complaining about the idea of them waiting on her hand and foot.

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Chapter 1

Wutai hadn't changed much over the years, it hadn't been destroyed, it hadn't really expanded much either. What had changed however was Yuffie's anticipation of this, so much so that she dragged along all but Reeve and Barret from avalanche and even Reno from the Turks.

Reno protested against this but ten shots of tequila later convinced him to go along, among other things.

Normally Yuffie's visits to Wutai are tasks she does alone. Most of them involving finding someone to wed before she could take over the country, suitors from all around the world had visited her only to be shooed away by something decidedly… sharp.

"So Yuffie?" asked Tifa who was intrigued and slightly worried by how the young ninja was acting "What makes this trip so special?"

"Yeah brat," Cid called. "How come you have to drag all of us with you this time. Usually I have to drop you off, wait for 5 fucking minutes to pick your sorry ass back up!"

Yuffie was ignoring the both of them as she skipped happily along the path.

"Yuffie…" Cloud said solemnly "This better not be a ploy to get our materia, again." This got a reaction from Yuffie, sure she was immature but she was offended that Cloud thought this was all a trick.

"Okay, if you really must know…" Yuffie said, her toes drilling a hole in the path before turning around grinning wildly "I think Godo's finally got it through his thick skull that he's not going to tie me down to anyone. He's finally given up trying to find me a suitor!"

"And that's a reason to celebrate, how?" Asked Reno who was completely confounded by the events after his fifth shot.

"Because now I can basically do what ever I like!" She said enthusiastically "Plus I get to rub it in his fat face."

"So let me get this straight, you brought us across continents just so you could dance a victory dance in front of your dad?" Asked Red XIII.

"Also the place is beautiful this time of year, I couldn't let you lot miss out could I?"

The group sighed a collective sigh, it was true that Wutai was in full bloom now but still, it seemed that if she wanted to show her friends this she just could have asked. Then they remembered that this is Yuffie that they were thinking about, the place where logic goes to be killed by dancing moogles. Reno had made a comment that her mind sapped away all conscious thought from her like Tifa did to all the males in the room when she wore something that showed her cleavage.

Upon reaching Godo's pavilion Yuffie was instantly greeted by the people who's job it seems is only to open doors and bow. Apparently this one talked too.

"Welcome miss Kisiaragi," He said while bowing "I hope you and your servants appreciate the accommodation." Yuffie stopped, servants? Avalanche? A variety of different thoughts went though her head at that moment, trying to decide what to do.

"Wait we're servants?" Cloud asked "I think you got the wrong end of the-"

"Quiet!" Yuffie snapped, taking Cloud by surprise. She never spoke like that to him before. "Yes, I'm sure we'll be fine." They were then lead off.

Yuffie had just been given on a platter a girls dream, she had two hot men as supposed servants and if they said otherwise, all she had to do was raise her voice and they'd be thrown in the jail. Yuffie giggled at the prospects.

Once they were in the rooms allocated for them Cid confronted Yuffie.

"Okay what the fuck is going on here brat?! What did that guy mean by 'servants'?" Cid shouted

"I'd keep your voices down if I was you…" Yuffie said while smirking evilly.

"You have got to be kidding me…" Reno gasped, realising what she was getting at.

"Yup, for a while, you lot have to be my servants, anything I say goes and you lot are not allowed to refuse no matter how ridiculous it seems!" she said drawing angry looks from the group "except for you Red, your not a servant."

Reno breathed a sigh of relief. "Thanks Yuff' so what do you want us to do with them first?" He asked with a sly grin.

"Other Red, Turkey."

Reno face palmed. Of course she meant the dog/lion thing, how could that be mistaken for a servant?

"Yuffie, if you do not end this charade I am going to get very angry…" Cloud said feeling his blood pressure rising.

"Actually Spike, I got my first idea lined up. You are to give me and Tifa a full-body massage!" She said with a smile.

"You'd do that for me Cloud?" Tifa asked turning her best attempt at a puppy dog face at the blonde swordsman. Cloud froze, if he refused Yuffie might call the guards, or worse Tifa would be disappointed in him and give him her death glare.

"Pleease?" Both Yuffie and Tifa were pleading to him, Cloud now had no choice.

"Fine…" Cloud mumbled. Both women jumped for joy at the prospect

"Thanks Yuffie." Tifa said.

"No problem, you're the one who deserves the rest here." Yuffie said, slinging her arm over Tifa's shoulder leading her out of the room.

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Well that's the first attempt at it, there was another idea in my mind but it's a bit to perverse to make, for now…

Reviews as always are greatly appreciated.