Dear Ianto, lovely sexy Ianto – will you make me some coffee plz?
Dear Jack - make your own - I'm busy
Doing what?
I was sorting out your mess in the Archives - now I'm on the computer talking to you. I'd actually like to get this finished today
Do you need any help?
No - categorically NO!
OK no need for CAPITALS - I get your point!
Don't touch the archives Jack or I'll … I'll … I don't know what I'll do but I'll think of something
Dear Ianto You are sexy especially when you're angry
Dear Jack. P**s off!
Dear Ianto You shouldn't swear at your boss! I could have you sacked!
And then who would do the paperwork?
OK point taken I'll make my own coffee though it won't be as good as yours – obviously
Give me ten minutes
Where's the stopwatch?
You left it in the greenhouse – I think
OK – see you in ten minutes and counting – don't be late.
Bye Jack
Bye bye my gorgeous welshman XX
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